Allen Jones

[Allen Jones @aDifferentJones]

My name is Jones and I am Jonesing for the finer things in life.

[Allen Jones @aDifferentJones]

Coffee and cigarettes are my only escape. Oh, wait that's already a song? Dammit.

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

I JUST GOT UNFIRED

[Allen Jones @aDifferentJones]

Will you come back to Omaha or Lincoln soon? We could make beautiful music together #AskStudNYC #nohomo

[Gordy @JordanShurtleff]

When graduates across the ocean stay in touch #WhyLCA

[Allen Jones @aDifferentJones]

Get Greeky with it *Ba na na na, na na na* #WhyLCA

[Allen Jones @aDifferentJones]

"MY HANDS ARE FULL!" - Thirsty Joe #FilledWithJoy #WhyLCA

[Allen Jones @aDifferentJones]

#WhyLCA because we're known around the country!

[Allen Jones @aDifferentJones]

Check out the new watch! #upgraded #fall2014

[Allen Jones @aDifferentJones]

@angthemermaid shake what your momma gave you

[Allen Jones @aDifferentJones]

So, I'm trying to sleep comfortably in bed. Suddenly, a cricket shows up under my window and says "Let me sing you the song of my people!"

[Allen Jones @aDifferentJones]

This line is so long, my frozen yogurt turned BACK into yogurt....

[Allen Jones @aDifferentJones]

@astallz @Rafitaffy @Xb34tiful_loveX what's this?

[Allen Jones @aDifferentJones]

So i nearly shat my pants at taco bell, but it wasn't the food. I held a goddamn PET TARANTULA at TACO BELL.

[Allen Jones @aDifferentJones]

Apparently I have language skills in french #whoknew #plasier_d'amour

[Allen Jones @aDifferentJones]

when you see a babe down the street #talkdirty https://t.co/CozGJNMeWA

[Allen Jones @aDifferentJones]

I'm in a group video chat with 21 others - Click to watch or join: http://t.co/2IhMvRqxzG

[Allen Jones @aDifferentJones]

I'm in a group video chat with 23 others - Click to watch or join: http://t.co/bMW4xyKwbY

[Allen Jones @aDifferentJones]

Walmart orientation, woman in front of me is having constant mini seizures.