macey

just here to comment on things tbh

[macey @aIIaboutmeep]

@12WiggerTribes @shepcanine @KILLTOPARTY @BrotherVonDoom low t probs

[macey @aIIaboutmeep]

@hydromerchant @ALLCAPS61 @KILLTOPARTY idk kinda tranny coded

[sigh ‎ ‎ ‎ ⊹ swoon @sighswoon]

My favorite thing about American men is that they’re happy with just a hot dog or some cheese. When you date Latino guys You gotta have like 3 pots going and incredible potluck game or it’s over

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is how July is going to feel like

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

Hunter Biden found Twitter engagement and realized it’s better than crack

[m @sixx_babyy]

mexican men will literally fuck you like it’s the only pussy left on this planet i’m seriously not even joking

[Vulgar Darling @lanaatyosemite]

When people say “men written by Lana Del Rey” and it’s some twink in a suit…baby this is the aesthetic…this is Off To The Races

[adeniyi @lullabystarlust]

you could never make me feel bad for men in dead bedrooms bc 99% of them did this to themselves

men LOVE the idea of women who are virgins, puritans or have low sex drives bc they tend to sleep with less ppl and then act surprised she doesn’t turn into the high libido sex goddess they wanted but didn’t marry bc they think she’s a slut

[Sarah @cunning_bug]

Was just sent this btw

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[jake @wormpuller]

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[🅱️rody the 🅱️ede 🦣 @Brudhoric]

I have ARFID I can only eat oysters Rockefeller, lobster Thermidor, steak au poivre, and I can only drink Bordeaux from 2013 or earlier :/

[Fati™️ @hktrashbagz]

yk kendall jenner is really a lesbian because she only dates hot guys, real straight bitches always go for fuglies

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[sexydork @sexyaltblkgirl]

this how it feels to be lustful as a woman

[twat ✭ @kaislay3r]

nigga said facetime me that pussy if its… cool

[lulu 🐞 @b4tteryinurleg]

They’re on tiktok rn saying the dumbest shit u can imagine

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

imagine reading this tweet 10 years ago

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Typed “my chud life” and it autocorrected to “my chic life”