Allie Jackson

that wasn’t very cash money of u

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

“Thank you. Now, watch this drive.”

[🦣 WOOLI 🦣 @woolimusic]

I have this traditiom where I land in Eugene Oregon and I get offered 🍄s within 12 hours . Id like to keep this going. Beautiful city. Lotta green. Good coffee here too ! Gonna go walk around. Cya later tonight 🫡

[lettuce @the_lettuce_cat]

Partial eclipse as seen through a cheezit

[Disparate Youth @BJStrongArmAHo]

You never walked diagonally to get somewhere quicker?

Dumbass.

[wint @dril]

i cant wait for my "Cheat day" when i will eat an entire Wasps nest

[isabelle @sunglasssister]

To men who over spray their cologne, which result in Isabelle’s nostrils yelling for the fbi :

It is more appealing when u can subtly smell a good scent from someone , perhaps when u give them a hug - as opposed to the scent obliterating another humans nostrils

[Festive Owl @TheFestiveOwl]

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[Allie Jackson @aIIiej]

@Annabtlouise This is SO sweet 🥹🥹

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

me listening to the Cranberries while doing the dishes

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

That draft memo obtained by Politico does NOT mean the Supreme Court has struck down Roe v. Wade. It means the court INTENDS to strike it down when the decision comes down in a couple months. We now need MASSIVE protests to pressure the court not to go through with this travesty.

[bug girl @buggirl]

YOU CANT “BAN” ABORTIONS, YOU CAN ONLY BAN SAFE ABORTIONS THAT DONT FUCKING KILL PEOPLE

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

we shouldn’t call our daughters “good girls.” that language is antiquated, and harmful. we should call them what they really are! little assholes

[Allie Jackson @aIIiej]

ISO 2 Saturday 3/5 @crssdfest tickets!! Just trying to see my fav @SGLewis_ 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[Allie Jackson @aIIiej]

@CallMeQueef start with just one :)

[Goodable @Goodable]

GOOD NEWS ALERT:

In California, grocery stores can no longer throw away produce that is still edible.

Starting this week, supermarkets and food suppliers must donate unspoiled food to food banks and rescues.