Imagine if Kamala Harris became the first female president of the United States and then tore down the East wing, obsessed about a ballroom, started a losing war with Iran, took away health care and food from children, raked in billions, fired everyone to put her friends in their positions, fell asleep on camera consistently, mouthed off on social media, openly prosecuted people she didnβt like without real cause, started a slush fund to fund domestic terrorists, and generally lied every second of the day. She wasnβt even allowed to laugh.