Jim Sweeney

I can't complain but sometimes I still do.

[Jim Sweeney @aJimSweeney]

@SamSmithComedy Sam
Apologies for the delay in replying but I rarely log in these days. Thank you for asking and I'm sorry but I have to decline.
Hope it goes/went well. xx

[Jim Sweeney @aJimSweeney]

Late morning. Phone rings. It is @barrycryer80 . Deep joy.
BC: What do you get if you cross Eddie Murphy with George Formby ?
ME:I don't know. What do you get if you cross Eddie murphy with George Formby ?
BC:(doing a George Formby voice) Turned out nice again, mother fucker

[Jim Sweeney @aJimSweeney]

Bonjour, extras
Not stopping
Fully jabbed and boosted. Hale and hearty.
Hope all is well with all of you
See you on the other side of the Yuletide madness.
xx

[Jim Sweeney @aJimSweeney]

As a vulnerable old man with a pre/existing medical condition, my health regain is closing monitor during this pandemic, my carers are very thoaough and professional

-ME ''i haven't touch alcohol for 2 moths''

-CARER why?!

[Jim Sweeney @aJimSweeney]

My mate, Brian shuffled off on sunday. He loved his family, his family loved him.
Everybody love him and he loved all us back.
And he loved Queen.
I'm listening to Sheer Heat Attack and remembering the day he rocked that, fully suited and booted for his daughter wedding.
xx

[Jim Sweeney @aJimSweeney]

@sirsteen Just popped in to add that the first Rupert Pupkin Collective gig took place at the Donmar warehouse, on the Friday night and the Comedy Store Players made their debut on the following Sunday night.

The Wee Wees, were formed in 1972

Thats 47 years of mucking about, Mr Steen.

[Steve Steen @sirsteen]

Back in the early 70’s Theatre Machine did a pretty good job of putting Improvisation “ on the map “. Followed by Sal’s Meat Market and The Wee Wees, then The Omelette Broadcasting Company, Sweeney and Steen, who brought improvisation to the cabaret circuit. Way before the CSP.

[Jim Sweeney @aJimSweeney]

Afternoon, world

Me and @VictoriaCullenQ horsing around. She's been telling me about her work.

Have you had prostate cancer? Finding it hard to get it hard? Does this photo help??

If not, visit her website https://t.co/tHRAyZCShC

Or, give the photo another try.

[Andy Smart @AndyCSP]

Hey. My book is published today. The third most important thing I’ve ever created. I’ll give a crisp £20 note to who ever sends me a pic of it in the wild first, on a bookstores shelf.

[Jim Sweeney @aJimSweeney]

Still here.
Spending the afternoon in the company of @AndyCSP Tipsy and on a marijuana high.
Andy is sober.
I no longer recognise the world.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

said how thrilled he was for my success.

Keith, I only met you once, but I shed a tear at the news of your death. In our business, there are no prizes for being kind, but if there was, that Grammy would be yours.

[Jim Sweeney @aJimSweeney]

@shelleysilas For your Paris marathon training playlist. https://t.co/dxmwGDJBK5

[Jim Sweeney @aJimSweeney]

You are running? Alert the relevant authorities beforehand. We don't want another Zola Budd incident, do we? Good luck you lovely mad person.

[Jim Sweeney @aJimSweeney]

@Numaboa It's fabulous.

It fits me. It will be worn. It will be treasured.

Just got to remember where I put it. x

[Jim Sweeney @aJimSweeney]

Maybe.

Did you send a T-shirt?

That's not a euphemism. x

[Jennifer Mizban @Numaboa]

@aJimSweeney Hopefully you received a package. 😘

[Jim Sweeney @aJimSweeney]

Thank you for all the lovely birthday messages.

Now you must excuse me. It's hair of the dog time. And hair of the restart time.

Yes. It's a black-and-white movie afternoon for me.

[Jim Sweeney @aJimSweeney]

@WalkerBeckyJ Thank you for sending me one of my favourite scenes from the West Wing.

Beautifully written and perfectly performed.

Funny, funny, funny.

[Jim Sweeney @aJimSweeney]

@ruthbratt @sirsteen Everything on schedule so far.

Just returned from birthday lunch and medicinal marijuana trip round the garden.

Not forgetting the chocolate, obviously. x