Jæson

this app is dumb

[Jæson @aKeaneMachine]

Me: Don't be awkward
Anyone: Hey
Me: The capital of Honduras is Tegucigalpa, that's fucking rad

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

happy fuck the supreme court day to all who celebrate

[Briggon Snow @BriggonSnow]

Awaiting SCOTUS rulings on Anti-LGBTQ free speech and Student loan forgiveness this morning like

[performative world cup enjoyer @bootcutgenes]

The Oppenheimer marketing team has an opportunity to do the funniest thing possible

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

lmao. no way bro

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

this is a real article by the sun btw

[𝕾𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝕸 𝕾𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖜𝖔𝖔𝖉 @SethMSherwood]

It was scary in Black Mirror, it was funny in Barry, but now I will literally be hearing “the algorithm said no” as a rejection to pitches. https://t.co/HlE6PjGPNN

[Zach Raffio @zachraffio]

🎶☕️ the best part of waking up ☕️🎶

[Jæson @aKeaneMachine]

This is as good a time as any to admit something;
-Toy Story was the first movie I ever watched
-Toy Story 2 was the first film I saw in the theater
-Toy Story 3 I saw opening weekend with my parents

And I still have not seen Toy Story 4

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Both Woody and Buzz are returning for ‘TOY STORY 5’.

(Source: https://t.co/q7dIPkzvcQ)

[Joos Jugr @JoosJugr]

Not doing anything? On a WEDNESDAY? Hah! Come see Carly Polistina's "Nosebleed" tomorrow night at 7 at Theatre Row! I directed it! It's good! Tickets are $15 at the door! Come check it out! https://t.co/IefRJWmMrQ

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

Honestly, I enjoy these phishing texts way too much.

[ry @literyture]

No comment except to say that calling Jesus/Christianity “the biggest IP of all time” is the funniest thing a network exec has ever done

[Jon Mooallem @jmooallem]

[Oscar telecast voice]

[Thankful Musgrave 🦃 @profmusgrave]

"Worst air quality of your life *so far*!"

[Jæson @aKeaneMachine]

Idris “I will say yes to any project” Elba strikes again

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Idris Elba in ‘EXTRACTION 2’.

The film releases on June 16 on Netflix.

[c ✩ @taysrussell]

i hope everyone reads tyler james williams’ stories and takes notes