youfoundallister

OR⚡️RN Shock Trauma, IR Tech, Coffee Drinker, Chocolate Eater, Snarkster,

[youfoundallister @aLLiSTeRBaNTeR]

If you don’t speak English. I’M GOING TO REPEAT EXACTLY WHAT I JUST SAID MUCH LOUDER. In hopes that you understand.

-Everyone at my job.

[youfoundallister @aLLiSTeRBaNTeR]

@DailyLoud Do it right! Crack some ribs.

[Sacha Coward @sacha_coward]

It’s all ‘Pronouns are dumb’ till you misgender their dog.

[youfoundallister @aLLiSTeRBaNTeR]

#RoeVsWade #RoeVWade #RoeOverturned #WomensRights #WomensRightsAreHumanRights #WomensHealth

[youfoundallister @aLLiSTeRBaNTeR]

I’m an OR Nurse, not an IT tech.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[HauntedTrishHeap 🇵🇸 @trishimal25]

Sexting in your 40s: I'm wearing nothing but my prescription ointments.

[youfoundallister @aLLiSTeRBaNTeR]

20/30 y/o RNs: f@ck this, I’m changing careers.
50/60 y/o RNs: I don’t need to do this sh!t anymore.
Me:

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

Husband: Mmm…you smell so nice

Me: Thanks. My hair had static so I rubbed a dryer sheet on my head

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

A lot of people are going to write tasteless tweets about the death of Meat Loaf today, but I won't do that.

[youfoundallister @aLLiSTeRBaNTeR]

@MCPS Who finds a delay convenient? Sure, let me rearrange my entire day now.

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

My OnlyFans would just be me reviewing various cheeses while watching Schitt's Creek.

[Matty @bestestname]

You can never really *own* earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

i don’t know who needs to hear this but leave that job. you’re not happy, you’re stressed out, it’s messing up your home life, and they not paying you well. think about yourself and move on.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

boys are so dumb. anyway I spent the morning stressed about something I said in 7th grade

[Bob Heller @Bob_Heller]

Is your girlfriend wife material? I'm building a giant wife.

[Pasta Fazool @chrisdowning]

Chairs are pretty great.

You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.

[youfoundallister @aLLiSTeRBaNTeR]

Sure nurses should get paid more, hazard pay, bonuses something of that sort. But if you really want to show nurses that you appreciate them give them student loan forgiveness/reimbursement for nursing school, give them a break on their taxes so they can get what they work for.