Alex 🦆

yippie wuaaaaaagh • they/she • professional foot model • 🍉

[Alex 🦆 @aLevel9Bard]

oh you only scoop out one flavor from the Neapolitan ice cream huh? i bet you also spit out the seeds when you eat a banana too don't you?? fuck you

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[mylo ☆ @tiredshiba_]

how it feels

[sae 🎀 @pachidvamari]

computa... make them fuck crazy style

[tini @tinistinii]

i don’t give a single fuck about the male loneliness epidemic yall deserve it

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

"use ai or you'll get left behind" oh no that's okay you guys go on ahead i'll be back here with my reading comprehension & critical thinking skills

[Alex 🦆 @aLevel9Bard]

@stonemaskvamp are u barehanding it or like using a fork??

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

I ASKED MINE WIZARD TO CAST HASTE AND SHE JUST GAVE ME RITALIN?

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Spoke to the Sun God Ra and he answered my prayer like immediately. They said no one ever prays to them anymore so it was no problem at all. Gave me an extra iced coffee and I had only wished for one

[aCash @d_artox]

"Imagine your sister" No.... Develop empathy without imagining her to be your sister or mom.... Develop basic humanity.....

[RazzyDazzys 🙇‍♀️♀️ @razzydazzys]

"The only reason the Hollow Knight failed was because it loved"

[SoObsidian @SoccerObsidian]

#slaythespire2
画了全员和各自对应的先古之民

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

“You’re a weirdo if you end friendships over politics” was always the lamest fucking take I’ve ever heard. Your politics are a reflection of your values and god forbid I only want people with actual morals in my life

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Native American citizens are being detained by ICE and sent to a camp Fort Snelling, a former Native American concentration camp where Native women, children, and elders were once imprisoned in brutal conditions, where many died from disease, starvation, and exposure.

The reason? The Trump administration reportedly wants ICE to be able to operate on Native American lands. They're using this as a means to extort the tribes into cooperating.

Sending Native people back to a former concentration camp isn’t just cruel, it’s a moral failure and unforgettable history repeating itself.

[KeiB ✦ @keibleh]

coral glasses 🪸 #ena #enadreambbq

[laloyd @FrPunkjack]

I made this because im bored

[Calves ੯‧̀͡ υ @46Calves]

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