Bored Musings

My mom likes almost all of my tweets. 💃💃💃

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The older I get the more comfortable I am with being Art Garfunkel

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@myBurbankNEWS People with downed trees on their property should reach out to Angel City Lumber about tree donation. I’d they can take them, it’s better than turning them into mulch!

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Considering this was the movie I showed at my wedding in lieu of dancing, it is OBVIOUSLY going to win. #theamericanpresident #sydneyellenwade #fuckthesweater

[Romance Ever After Podcast @RomEverAfter]

Matchup 13: A lobbyist and a president fall for each other and what is just one giant conflict of interest vs When a deceased man in the body of his daughter’s boyfriend a widowed curator finds herself torn between him and the best friend who’s always been there #RomComBracket

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@chrissyteigen Remember when @TatesBakeShop had the whole wheat dar chocolate chip? Those were the days.

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@EmbryEthan As a small child, I fell asleep during a touring a production. All I wanted was to see Cats. I got Stomp. It was not Cats.

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@priyakrishna

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@bbalsam @taffyakner This exact scenario is currently playing out in my family room. 😈

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

P-22 was an icon. His incredible journey helped inspire a new era of urban conservation, including the world’s largest wildlife crossing in CA. I grew up loving these cats. Thinking of my dad today who was a wildlife activist & taught me about protecting these precious animals.

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If @CentralParkNYC has Balto, we should have P-22. @LACityParks @americanamemes

[Zoe Greenberg @zoegreenberg]

I was sexually assaulted when I was 16.
this summer, @PenguinRandomCA published a memoir by one of my assailants claiming my rape was consensual.
now I'm ready to share my story:
https://t.co/ALuZWaepr8

#MeToo #leahmclaren #nonfiction #survivorvoices

[Jesse Brown @JesseBrown]

Zoe Greenberg has been my friend for years. She's a person of honesty and integrity, and I believe that what she has written here – an account of alleged sexual assault by Leah McLaren – is true. @PenguinRandomCA owes Zoe accountability for their actions. https://t.co/cHvpL9EQSi

[Tristan @AyoTristan]

That man attempted a coup and they letting him run for President again. There's stricter rules at Planet Fitness.

[Liv 🏳️‍⚧️18+ @VoidImperatrix]

@BetterCallRea For just 8 dollars you can be the change you want to see in the world

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

I did something important today:

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*Obligatory LA rain post*

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Can someone please do the math on what it would cost to build the Titanic the exact same way today? Like… would it be $44 billion?

[Leah Litman @LeahLitman]

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO OBSERVE

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@taffyakner Put him in a hearse we must end this curse.

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@neo_demosthenes @tea_shru @annabroges

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@tea_shru @annabroges @hallmarkchannel 📞 me. I can make this happen. You’ll plotz over my plot.

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@tea_shru @annabroges “Swiping Right on Christmas” airs at 8/7 central