apollygz.bsky.social (but potatoes are here)

I'm more active on instagram, same username. I eat microwaved potatoes

[apollygz.bsky.social (but potatoes are here) @aPOLLYgz]

Sorry,
I hope, when you think of me years down the line, you can't find one good thing to say.

[apollygz.bsky.social (but potatoes are here) @aPOLLYgz]

I hope when you think of me, years down the line, you can't find one good thing to say.

[apollygz.bsky.social (but potatoes are here) @aPOLLYgz]

To everyone who wants further potato content, I'm the same name here as on the blue butterfly app

[apollygz.bsky.social (but potatoes are here) @aPOLLYgz]

Because I may be broken and I may be down, and maybe I'm beyond repair, but at least I'm still around.

[apollygz.bsky.social (but potatoes are here) @aPOLLYgz]

If I die from putting a hamster in my butt then just. Fucking tell everyone.

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This one

[Esther @crazycrayon]

@madeline_starr dm me her nuuuuumber my mom lost her nubmber

[apollygz.bsky.social (but potatoes are here) @aPOLLYgz]

Quick reminder to my family and friends that I want my cause of death to be known. Don't try to be discrete. I don't want the invasive experience if people trying to find out

[apollygz.bsky.social (but potatoes are here) @aPOLLYgz]

Does anyone else remember when Esther Earl died and all of the community was freaking out over her last tweet being "@someoneidontremmeber lol dm me her number!"

[apollygz.bsky.social (but potatoes are here) @aPOLLYgz]

Which is massively and disagreement with how every single college class I have ever been in would react to that. Having someone come in and throw candy bars in the audience would be great

[apollygz.bsky.social (but potatoes are here) @aPOLLYgz]

So I don't really like The Office because it mostly just makes me feel uncomfortable, but my family used to watch it.
There's an episode where Michael goes to a college to talk to students about succeeding in your career,

[apollygz.bsky.social (but potatoes are here) @aPOLLYgz]

So it's like if you work really hard you can get a payday, and that means eventually you will make 100 grand. And the students all think it's stupid

[old toons @oldtoons_]

What's your favourite types of cartoon 4th wall breaks?

[#LAFD Talk 💬 @LAFDtalk]

Do Not Fly #Drones Anywhere Near #PalisadesFire
It is very simple. Stop. If you fly a drone....we can not fly. @LACOFD @LAPDHQ @LASDHQ @FBILosAngeles @UnifiedLA #LAFD

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