🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat

She/her. Socially awkward weirdo. Pokemon toy enthusiast. Textile artist.

[🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat @aStitchedCat]

Pokemon card scalpers give me the fucking ickkkk what do you mean you're just gonna drop 1200 dollars on cards and buy them all so no one else can have them?? Get the fuck out of my store 😭😭

[🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat @aStitchedCat]

Ayo why the fuck did Michigan get extra fucking windy all of a sudden

[🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat @aStitchedCat]

All cables and cords in my room are now braided and chew proof. And nothing covered in fabric that's not his within his reach (except actual furniture) can't wait to see what he starts to fuck with now.

[🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat @aStitchedCat]

The fact that I have to cat proof my room 7 years into having this cat because he's a dick 🙄🙄 I just wanna fucking sleep at night dude

[🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat @aStitchedCat]

Get you a man that wishes you a happy mother's day because you have a cat 😂😂

[🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat @aStitchedCat]

Just found out my local Lil Ceasars no longer has the deep dish on their menu. Like actually devastated cause that's my favorite pizza. RIP 😭😭😭

[🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat @aStitchedCat]

Also if he buys this $3k gun do you think he will ever be allowed to speak about my fabric purchases again? Absolutely fuckin not

[🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat @aStitchedCat]

Bf took a picture of me shooting and I look so terrible I'm literally having a fucking crisis and he just says "you look so hot tho" LET ME SPIRAL PLEASE YOU HORNY OLD MAN

[🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat @aStitchedCat]

Hilary Duff's new album is.... Fuck. It's so catchy. I love it sm. I love her.

[🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat @aStitchedCat]

I have been stressed but that this point it's for a completely different reason. I'm not going to give up tho....

[🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat @aStitchedCat]

My first craft show of the season got canceled. And gas is very quickly about to be over 5 dollars a gallon. I'm trying so hard to remain optimistic, but I'm starting to have doubts about this season 😭😭😭

[🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat @aStitchedCat]

Does this man even know me

[🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat @aStitchedCat]

Bf: did you get your ice cream you wanted?
Me: you didn't bring me any, so no. The fuck?

[🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat @aStitchedCat]

@kclark1369 Life is so fuckin weird

[🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat @aStitchedCat]

My bf took me shooting and let me shoot is AR15 I genuinely felt like I got transported to another planet over what a weird experience it was.

[🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat @aStitchedCat]

Me: my feet hurt
Him: you mean your peets?
Me: what? No. My feet. I have feet.
(I literally said Peets a hour before this)

[🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat @aStitchedCat]

He'll never admit it but my bf has started saying "chonky" "peets" (for feet) and "diva" unironically.

[🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat @aStitchedCat]

Told him the other day he's been so sassy lately he's reaching diva levels os now I think he says it more than me 😂😂

[🐈‍⬛aStitchedCat @aStitchedCat]

There's still fucking snow on the ground and my whole state is flooding and the political climate is giving me severe anxiety but my mallard couple is back so I got that going for me