A Stray Pancake

I tweet about the incredibly related fields of fantasy fiction writing, nerd culture, and basketball

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@Will_d_jones But I'm happy for KAT too. Dude's been through way too much

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@Will_d_jones I personally like that the Wolves won't win a title

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@JimboJumb0 We gotta stop stat watching, bc there's more to what he was doing than just numbers, but 8/2/3 on 100% shooting and +17 in 9 minutes in the 4th quarter of a Finals game is insane production for a bench guy

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@alustrom She IS the color. The question is who does pbp, and I really hope the answer isn't Vic

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@N8C_RA @nuggetsfan9717 OKC is young, but their best player is 27, and everyone knows he's supposed to get the ball. But I do agree that Daigs is a significantly better coach

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@LEGOYoda0 @WorldWideWob Nothing's gonna beat JR Smith holding the ball out but this is up there

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@YourBudTevin So instantly clear in the moment that this was an all-timer

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@VicLombardi @nuggets Idk if I'd call that a swoop in. He was projected to go in the teens, and we traded down too far. It's like trying to catch a home run ball lying on the floor. It's not the NFL. Just draft the guy you like

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That tip in has to almost go in the Kawhi Leonard 4-bouncer and "blocked by James" as one of the biggest playoff plays in the history of the NBA

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@RayvoneHackshaw What would make sense to me is if they had some kind of salary exemption tied to Bird years or something. So if you've had a guy for a certain amount of time, X% of his salary doesn't count toward the total (especially in the case of super maxes). Maybe non-transferrable too

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@ManicMostLikely I really hope they actually deliver on this, bc I've got my hopes up even more for this than VTMB 2, and that took 10 years and sucked

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@Will_d_jones I will say, I liked Marlowe overall, but there was a lot of stuff Marlowe did that kinda got on my nerves. Nothing major, just little things. Like, I died a little inside every time he said "long range 3" for every 3 regardless of distance

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@Will_d_jones I think everyone's seen Scott for Katy coming from a long way off. Marlowe isn't one I would've guessed. Idk who they've even got to replace him. Vic? Because they got rid of Dempsey too

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@SicklyTheNinJa Wtf is this?? I've never seen this quest in my life??

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@MalPlayingGames Mimir is a real character from Norse mythology. The only difference is that Odin carries him around. The talking jello cube doesn't come from any mythology, and feels like a clear target age down from what we're used to seeing. It feels like a Pixar creature slipped in

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@TRAPHAGRID What do they even have to trade for him? They kinda emptied the clip for that Gobert trade

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@Multi_Michael @reaganreese_ @DailyCaller And this is EXACTLY why this has to be banned. You look straight at it and go "yeah but he would." Someone could make a deepfake of you doing something awful and even if ppl know it's fake, now there's a visual association in their minds of you doing it

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@reaganreese_ @DailyCaller Yeah this shit ought to go straight to the supreme court. It'd be the end of democracy if this is allowed to become normal, and this 👇 is exactly why. Not only is it putting words in a person's mouth, even if ppl know it's fake they've psychologically WITNESSED it as real

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@DNVR_Nuggets I would have said this long before this finals series: the 2017 draft. We gave our division rivals their best player and traded back for nothing instead of drafting OG Anunoby (or Mitchell). That's a back breaker of a fuckup for a franchise

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@yeo_sage @RatRatGirl @worldofdarkness On that note I'm gonna Malkavian the absolute shit out of this game and I want you all to know it. I'm gonna pull so many little pranks