Andrew Robson

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Iain says he will vote for the woman who loves the guillotine and fancies gorillas if this is not sorted

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@RealMalcolmM Iain would like you to fix the fence on Cairntoul Drive

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Just to clarify, this is not a diamond fence, or a drugs fence, or in any way some sort of illegal nonsense. It is literally a fence that someone crashed into and Iain would like that fixed at public expense

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@Ured_PRH mad Bawbeef says you’re a dick and Modric is a dick. “You’ve got no fans!”

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@joswinson thanks for fixing the clock!

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#nocorona

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@BBCSport seriously who is on the applause button? Whoever it is keep missing the button on the good shots. You can’t just have the applause on the centuries. Me and my pal Meathead will do it for free. Let me know if you’re interested

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@joswinson the boy Sean thinks we’re backward and that. How come the pubs shut so early here? Any chance of a change or what?

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@Hoju2113 @wudpequero Get yourself down the pub then!

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@joswinson the bearsden hub is a waste of electricity. Please fix it. It also looks like a brothel. Not happy!

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@TomScorza @GaryLineker They're playing in October. And the best thing is, if you don't like that result they're playing again in November!

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https://t.co/0m1tM13whr

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@joswinson I see the clocks been turned off. Is this a compromise?

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@joswinson Congrats on the CBE!

(Clocks Broken Everywhere)

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@BorisJohnson Boris mate, I've just strawpedo'd 7 wife beaters. What's your record?

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@realDonaldTrump Why are you so mental?

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@michaelgove Due to my nut allergy, I am always careful eating in restaurants. When I visited the toilet of my local bistro I was horrified to see my lips were swollen, I had pale clammy skin and my voice was weak. I nearly called an ambulance before I realised I was Michael Gove

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Don't know mate

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Does that mean Santa's been?

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@joswinson See?