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[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Sending my kids to die in the middle east bc I saw an interracial couple in a GMC truck commercial

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

i apologize to all my local schizophrenics i wasnt really familiar with your game

[🆗 @JJJ4Y0_O]

this is what barnes and noble felt like when u were 5

[alec @a_bilessss]

Obviously I believe in evolution but seeing a jellyfish and like a tiger side by side definitely makes u wonder

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

[cory @coolmathgame_]

the nba finals… i hope all of the player studied! haha. just a little joke for you guys. i haven’t been doing well recently

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

the lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

“you’re soooo funnyyy”

thanks they used to put my desk in the hallway

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

The teacher said pencils down bro

[Helen Barsz @barszzzzzz]

Never kill yourself

[matt @mattybtweets69]

I’m experiencing some of beer’s famous side effects

[Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight]

They should do a Calculator App Wrapped where it shows you the dumbest calculations you did this year. Real moron stuff like 20% off 20, or 1x8, or 6+9

[sean @_sn_n]

Hunter Biden implies the existence of Gatherer Biden

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

The US currently has 2% inflation, 4% unemployment, and has seen years of sustained real income growth. Americans are consuming more than ever before in history, eating out more, and taking more vacations.

Our information environment is completely broken.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

stop saying i lied to you bro i tricked you

[tyson brody @tysonbrody]

Long lines in PA, MI, and WI today, was barely able to vote in all three

[KETAMINE BONGWATER @IHATEMODELOS]

what is kamala harris’s set time

[alec @a_bilessss]

@mdogrockwell Great stuff

[mart ◡̈ @mdogrockwell]

brat but make it zucchini