abbs

we rly just be

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

Sorry kids for having you so late mommy was busy going out to dinner all the time…mommy was obsessed with having small plates with her friends

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

i've never been in a situation i haven't at least thought about making a joke in

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

#relevant

[trapper/rapper @lonthecelebrity]

I’m reading my old journals and I been complaining about the same thing since 2022

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

another day of being scared for a reason i don’t know 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷this is what life is about🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

im just not really at a place in my life right now where i can be someone’s girlfriend or employee

[latatalover @latatalover]

getting deathly worried about my future every 2 minutes and then calming down

[moongoddess 🇵🇸 @yues_girlfriend]

but what is Zohran Mamdani’s plan to bring Samira Mohan back to the Pitt

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

hey man, sorry i was stupid & evil last night. i’m stupid & evil

[clifford carmichael @former_gcup]

It’s Have Insane Dreams August are you having insane dreams

[gio @gioceii]

Kevin dgaf everyone that knows him knows that

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

a ring *bang bang* a ring to rule them all *bang bang* a ring to find them *bang bang* a ring to rule them all *bang bang* and in the darkness bind them *bang bang*

[beam 🛸 @crowdedmmovie]

phoebe bridgers wins grammy for coming up with most beautiful elegant way to call paul mescal a bum

[Thomas White @len0killer]

If I was a military commander we would be taking heavy casualties at all times, often for little or no gain. Lots of injuries as well

[🎺 🐛 @WikiOoc]

Fuuuuck everyone is doing something somewhere else

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

World Cup is over. Back to being a lady.

[a ★ @satoshokoism]

idgaf about any of this can they just give mbappe the golden boot

[Wynner 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇪🇺 @EuroWynner]

“The game for third place should be scrapped, it’s pointless and the players just want to go home.”

The game for third place:

[abbs @a_bleach_]

@CHUUFFINO maignon is so fucking happy to look a mess

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

World Cup Final potential matchups, ranked

1) France/England
2) France/Argentina
3) a giant hole opening right under MetLife
4) Spain/England
5) a meteor that eliminates 99% of all life
6) Spain/Argentina