Dr. Alison B, PT

Know the true value of time: snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it...

[Dr. Alison B, PT @a_brock161]

@nocontextcfb “Higher the hair the closer to god” 🙄

[Dr. Alison B, PT @a_brock161]

I’ve reached peak old. I heckled a decision on a daily double wager. 😭

[Dr. Alison B, PT @a_brock161]

This……………former president…
_so much was said in that pause.
#presidentialdebate

[Missy Elliott @MissyElliott]

My physical therapist on the road with me is my biggest cheerleader! Every show not only is he making sure my joints is warmed up he is on the side of the stage making sure all my dancers energy stay up!😂 He be doing his own moves tho!🤣Get it ALEX!

[chairs ･｡ﾟ☆ *.☽ MET JADE @maetlyn_]

*simone doing her vault with an insane height*
german commentator: "usually only snoop dogg is this high"

[Dr. Alison B, PT @a_brock161]

Well. I guess it was time to break my 22 year streak of not watching Survivor anyways🤷🏽‍♀️🤣 this will be amazing!

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

What did I tell you?

Eat Pray Lovett

[Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS]

So MTG wanted to talk about my appearance in COMMITTEE?!

It’s against the rules to do…

She refused to apologize!

The chairman ruled that it was ok…

AND I asked for clarification about what qualifies as “engaging in personalities”
& basically wanted to know if I could talk shit about her appearance as… well… y’all know what she looks like, right?

PEOPLE IN GLASS HOUSES!

This is what happens when mentally deficient people who can’t read and follow rules or just don’t give a damn… somehow end up in CONGRESS!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

PHOTO FINISH 🔥

[Dr. Alison B, PT @a_brock161]

@BTRowland So much madness! @ImRyan

[Funny Supply @funnysupply]

Target has Starbucks can we put a Waffle House in Home Depot?

[J @renegaded_J]

WWE really went all in with Cody Rhodes.
Insane Pyro for him at #WWEChamber

I don't wanna say this but it's almost giving "face of the company"

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Number of Super Bowl wins by country

#superbowl

[Dr. Alison B, PT @a_brock161]

I really should have documented all the wild excuses I've been given. The most recent "You are connected to 2.4gHz connection" yes your people made my partner call AT&T 2x yesterday to create the port...both cannot be true...

[Dr. Alison B, PT @a_brock161]

I have never dealt with software support as absurd and unhelpful as @ifit. y'all gotta do better.

[Vote to Stop Cop City @CopCityVote]

They said they’d engage the community: they didn’t.

They said they’d be transparent: they weren’t.

They said they’d verify petitions: they haven’t.

They said the cost wouldn’t change: it did.

Enough.

Put the power back in the hands of the people and let the people decide.

[anu @anuatluru]

there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories

[Imryan.bsky.social @ImRyan]

*While in Asheville*

@a_brock161 “Hey are you playing the Oregon game here?”

*Them* “Football or basketball?”

*Me*

[Dr. Alison B, PT @a_brock161]

me: "look at this hoodie!" R: "Why do women get cool hoodies? Is it because you don't get pockets in pants or paid fairly for your work?" cc: @ImRyan

[ESPN F1 @ESPNF1]

They put the Las Vegas Sphere in a helmet 😌