A Cereal Killer

Life commentary centered around carbohydrates.

[A Cereal Killer @a_cerealkiller]

🚨🚨🚨ALERT🚨🚨🚨 https://t.co/bm58kxk0jv

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Just as big as game 7 tonight.

General Mills announces plans to give away 10,000 boxes of Marshmallows Only Lucky Charms

[A Cereal Killer @a_cerealkiller]

ALERT

[A Cereal Killer @a_cerealkiller]

ALERT

[A Cereal Killer @a_cerealkiller]

Can't get enough https://t.co/BaznhjHb6c

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Blackhawks C Andrew Desjardins' cereal bowl > all other cereal bowls. (via @keeperofthecup)

[A Cereal Killer @a_cerealkiller]

New role model https://t.co/BaznhjHb6c

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Blackhawks C Andrew Desjardins' cereal bowl > all other cereal bowls. (via @keeperofthecup)

[A Cereal Killer @a_cerealkiller]

Life goals https://t.co/BaznhjHb6c

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Blackhawks C Andrew Desjardins' cereal bowl > all other cereal bowls. (via @keeperofthecup)

[edrizzle @edrizzle87]

Glad all these cereal companies are going 'healthy', clearing the market for my blatantly unhealthy/dessert cereal business model.

[A Cereal Killer @a_cerealkiller]

@LeHeath_

[A Cereal Killer @a_cerealkiller]

Did the great poets
Use cereal as subject?
This is a haiku.

[A Cereal Killer @a_cerealkiller]

Picturing a world without peanut butter causes me distress

[A Cereal Killer @a_cerealkiller]

New term to incorporate into the vocabulary: BYOCS. (bring your own Capri Sun)

[A Cereal Killer @a_cerealkiller]

What if you had to be 21 to eat donuts. #thingsthatgiveyounightmares

[A Cereal Killer @a_cerealkiller]

Big S/O to whoever invented Goldfish.

[A Cereal Killer @a_cerealkiller]

Someone in product development is earning their paycheck

[A Cereal Killer @a_cerealkiller]

Here's to the greatest Irish icon of our generation. 🍀
Happy St. Patrick's Day

[A Cereal Killer @a_cerealkiller]

Is it acceptable to answer your own rhetorical questions with hashtags? #yes

[A Cereal Killer @a_cerealkiller]

When abbreviating words such as h8ter and l8ter, do you still put the 't' in? Because technically the 't' is in the 8. #GrammarPolice

[Seth Neal @THEsethneal]

Breakfast for dinner, LOVE IT.

[A Cereal Killer @a_cerealkiller]

At what age does it become standard to add noses to your smiley faces in texts?

[A Cereal Killer @a_cerealkiller]

I hate it when fruit gushers pop early.