lyssie

“and sometimes people like an only child” - judge judy

[paige hettinger @404paigenotfnd]

girl who has seen hbo’s chernobyl 9+ times: well it’s a little more complicated than that

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

you look like you work from home (derogatory)

[Bone Thug Black American ✊🏽 @j0vintage]

Easter ain’t been the same since Payless closed.

[priya @realmfpriya]

you guys get some sleep. i'll handle staying up and googling stuff.

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

i can’t watch the hannah montana movie because the scene when grandma ruby’s precious plates all smash ruins my life

[miia @miiagarro]

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

not the birth controli

[joe bro @jbromovies]

What are we supposed to do btw

[tautologer @tautologer]

I feel like as a child mulch was a pretty big part of my life. but now as an adult I hardly ever think about mulch. what's up with that

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

I want to see the CEO of Workday try to apply using Workday.

[miia @miiagarro]

“you’re always sleeping”

god forbid a girl wants to be unconscious

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

“if u sleep in the afternoon, u won't sleep at night”

me in the afternoon and at night:

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

at my desk silently saying “what the hell are you even talking about” every time i receive an email. even if it’s an email i understand and was expecting

[chase @_chase_____]

if ur feeling overwhelmed just take a moment and rly observe ur surroundings. you’ll be like ok wow there’s dust everywhere. just another thing to deal with. plus dishes and laundry. and climate change is getting like so so bad. what were we talking about

[Noah @decemberhunting]

When I was young I thought it was called a 401k because you were saving up four hundred and one thousand dollars to spend while retired