A Pigeon Finessed Me

I got finessed by a pigeon and now I'm pissed off.

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@PollSurveryor @FoxNews *research

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@PollSurveryor @FoxNews Actually, from further reseaecg I believe that I understand the concept. The cars stop being put into production. Hence, the metaphor of cars "going extinct" is used.

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@PollSurveryor @FoxNews ?

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@NASA why not send me to the moon?

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@Disney add alcoholics—as well as people who discourage it—to your films. Alcohol, at the most basic level, is a drink. Some people drink alcohol—others discourage it. To appeal to a massive audience, add alcoholics and sober people to your films. :)

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@TwitterMoments I want to be on @TwitterMoments because everyone should be represented on Twitter moments. Everyone should feel like they belong and when people don't feel like they belong it's upsetting :(
When do I get my #twittermoment
#whataboutme

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@FoxNews What is TikTok?

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@Tesla How can 868,000 cells equal 1,000 cars? Wouldn't it equal 868,000 cars? I'm sorry, I'm just new to car lingo and stuff. Can someone explain?

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@nytimes Here's an amazing recipe: take four chocolate bars and crush it up. Mix it in a bowl with 1/2 cup caramel until you get a nice gooey, crunchy consistency. Stir it with any milk of choice and there you have it! Chocolate milk on the cheap!

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@nytimes Honestly? If I had a say (which I won't, because Twitter is like that) she should have charges dropped. What is she gonna do with that? Shove fetanyl into other people's mouthes? Yeah, no. Twitter only finds it ridiculous because this app is misogynistic. Ha!