Amanda Halliburton

throw hard & leave a sexy corpse ⚾️ clinical psychologist, cat mom, birdwatcher, nerd, and proud #nationals fangirl. opinions are mine & mine alone.

[Amanda Halliburton @a_hallibu]

Reintroducing myself before opening day! I’m Amanda, and I’m a Nationals fan living in Braves territory (north GA) with my husband, also a Nats fan. Introverted but willing to discuss pitchers, birdwatching, books, cooking, my cats, your cats, any & all cats ❤️

[greybie ⚾ @loookingforgrey]

re-introducing myself before opening day:
i'm grey, and i'm a nationals fan living in san diego! i also follow the red sox closely and have season tickets to watch the padres at petco park, but i just love baseball as a whole (and trea turner... i'm obsessed with trea turner)

[simple boi: mabele & amabele @Queen_Finxa]

What a year

[Amanda Halliburton @a_hallibu]

@DCBerk Gotta be Zim

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Having leftovers as a kid: this is the worst day of my LIFE!!!

Having leftovers as an adult: the gods have shined brightly on me today. I will always remember this moment and the chilled salty taste of this glorious, lifesaving vegetable pad Thai

[alyssa ✶🐞 @lyyssachi]

for the sake of my mental health, i need it to be baseball season ASAP

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

smashmouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Every time you think you have the TSA procedure down is when they will tell you to keep your laptop in the bag and call you a dumb bitch

[Suspiciously Nice Prof @steph_teasley]

Giving feedback to an entire class of excellent students who really got the assignment is like when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors align just right to do that glide thing.

[victoria 🫶🏻 @litttlesnappy]

praising jesus because a rapist was elected is why i don’t go to church anymore

[thatonemaddy.bsky.social @thatonemaddy]

Watching Gen Z men veer right hits different for Millennials. We lived through Columbine, 9/11, the Iraq War, 2008 crash, 2016 election, covid, abortion bans, & now this. We watched institutions repeatedly fail us while older generations selfishly protected the status quo. 🧵1/

[Jay Cummings @LongFormMath]

This must be tweeted every Halloween. I don’t make the rules

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Watching the original 1978 HALLOWEEN with my daughter was… humbling.

[Jaclyn A. Siegel, PhD @jacasiegel]

Nothing worse than going to submit a letter of recommendation only to learn that there are 10 ranking questions and 20 specific text boxes to fill out. Please, please, please just let me upload a letter of recommendation. I am begging you. No one has time for this.

[greg @mistergeezy]

I am screaming

[Navy Yard Nats @NavyYardNats]

𝗥𝗲𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 + 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 to 𝗪𝗜𝗡 this 2019 World Series ball signed by 𝑫𝑨𝑵𝑰𝑬𝑳 𝑯𝑼𝑫𝑺𝑶𝑵, Nationals Game 7 closer. 🏆

𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥 chosen Wednesday 𝟴:𝟬𝟬𝗽𝗺 ET ⏰

Reply with a photo at Nats Park to 𝗗𝗢𝗨��𝗟𝗘 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀. ✖️2️⃣

[Amanda Halliburton @a_hallibu]

Same!

[mol 🧸 @molfully]

ik people are probably upset about this but im so relieved i could cry

[Amanda Halliburton @a_hallibu]

😭😭😭

I will miss him so much. Good luck Lane!

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

this is our stop, but it’s always a great trip on the lane train ♥️

[Suspiciously Nice Prof @steph_teasley]

Wanted: one editing service that just goes in and finds/fixes all the times I accidentally referenced a specific due date for the sample class instead of leaving the videos generic enough to apply to all my classes.