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I 💜 tacos, magic tricks, Vampire Weekend & not working out. I smoke pot & know things until I forget them. #stonerintraining

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@marklwalberg On behalf of Jacksonville (aka DUUUUUUVAAAAAL), we apologize for Stacey, even though, she’s from Yulee —in a different county. I mean, it’s practically Georgia.

@TPIRLIVE is SO much FUN! @TheArtistSeries

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I just might!!!

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Either I’m super high rn or @PalmGhosts are the greatest band I never heard of until 30 minutes ago!

PLOT TWIST: I’m high AND @PalmGhosts are the greatest band I never heard of until 30 minutes ago. 🐐

S/O to @surterra for making this post possible. 🥦💚

#hipsterhalloween

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I support this comment 100! 👏👏

[CJ @BuckeyeBeachbum]

@lennycurry My favorite Thai place in Jax. Best spring rolls in town.

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@lennycurry My favorite Thai place in town! Aura is the sweetest, happiest person I have ever met. 😍

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I have no idea why (other than I am high af) but I am craving a Muffaletta from @estreetcafe rn. I havent had one in at least 20 years. How weird is that? (translation: how high am I?) #mmemberville

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I don’t know if it’s because I’m super high, but some of these are hilarious!!! Probably because I’m high. #mmemberville #stonerfam #stonerintraining https://t.co/XMt3iDemiZ

[New Age Cannabis Podcast @NewAgeCannaPC]

When you are led by values, it doesn't matter if you smoke weed or not

#Mmemberville

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Also RT’ing since it didn’t get the response it deserved.

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Dear @BurgerKing: I’m writing this from my toilet which is where your new chicken sandwich has put me. I guess when I said “NO sauce” the person at the drive thru thought I said “extra diarrhea.”

So, from the bottom of my heart burn, congrats on your shitty new sandwich.

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Is Timbuktu a real place? It’s sounds like a totally made up name.

I’m not looking for answers as I’m about to Google it. I just wanted all 49 of my followers to know they are probably smarter than I am.

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Have you ever gotten #accidentallyhigh before a dr’s appointment before? Cause I’m living it right fucking now. Good thing I’m weird all the time. Maybe no one will notice,yet, at the same time I swear everybody in the waiting room is on to me.

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If I’m even half as full my as I think I am when I’m stoned, I’m fucking hilarious and need an agent pronto.

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I am truly honored. Special shout-out to @surterra for the added inspiration. 🙏🏻

[Emerald Hawthorne @deliciouspear]

@a_hillcrest @TigNotaro This comment wins!

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Sentence 1: 👍🏻

Sentence 2: 🤔

Addendum: All writing is hard.

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@TigNotaro Tom Jones dressed as Ethel Merman

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@Tim_Denning I haven’t gotten to that part yet. 😢

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@Davidcawton I might even hang a print of it in my humble abode.

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@Davidcawton Whoa! That picture is spectacular!

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1. Are the people in the Bible real?
2. If you put a container of yogurt in the freezer, it turns into frozen yogurt but not frozen yogurt. Wtf?
3. Who invented the silent “e” and why?
4. Do cats and dogs have accents depending where they live?

#daysmoking #mmemberville

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Is it just me or have you ever wondered if anyone takes screenshots of your posts because they think you might be famous/infamous one day and want to have blackmail material?

I had something really hilarious to say but forgot it.

PS I am high
#mmemberville