Emerald Hawthorne

Full Spectrum Doula, Rock Witch, Psychic, Angry Native, Voice Actor, GM, Zombie Apocalypse Prepper, Bleeding Heart, Porphyria Haver, Trekkie, Xe/Xem.

[Emerald Hawthorne @deliciouspear]

@HarlemSheiks @lilapearl Abused people become abusers.

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@phyllis_izant @lilapearl Yeah, we'll see. It would be the right thing, but very personal experience gives me little hope.

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@lilapearl Thank you. I've been telling people for decades and no one listened.

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@elonmusk could be the world's hero a thousand times over and still be a billionaire, but instead chooses to act like a 17 year old on a bulletin board in 2003...

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

BREAKING: Elon Musk, using a cheesy voice modifier on his “Adrian Ditmann” account, says MAGA “will have to fucking deal with it” because “Elon is the only one to give these fucking crackheads a voice. You ungrateful motherfuckers, seriously.”

“Get over yourselves.”
—Richest man

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@DanielleKGrier
I came back to Twitter just to pist this at you.

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@mattxiv I think he's getting blackmailed by the Chinese government

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"Cis" is only a slur to people who use "trans" as a slur.

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Land acknowledgements are what you get when you order social justice on WISH.

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@DanielleKGrier Christ lookin' a little squishy there...

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@DanielleKGrier I'm STILL laughing at this.

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@DanielleKGrier !!!!!!

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I completed the June challenge faster than 96.7% of all learners on Duolingo!

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Today on #NDNJeopardy

The answer is
JOHN WAYNE'S TEETH

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Shout to those orcas who are actually eating the rich!

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@kaludiasays I mean, you can still have a doll as an adult...

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@JohnELTenney @tacobell In our house they take up an entire bread box and the bread just sits on top of it.

[J.J. LENDL @JJLendl]

Hey #StarTrek people: tomorrow is #TheSiskoDay! Why should Picard have all the fun??

Visit https://t.co/5dMOIrGgRR now for the full event schedule, including a panel on #StarTrekDS9 art featuring me and the great @jennyrjohnson. Big thanks to @cirrocL @RyanTGHusk and @7thRule!

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@kenjeong @DavidArchie @MaskedSingerFOX *bawling*

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@LoveFromRonni Somebody would be getting drowned in the baptismal font.

Hint: Not the baby.