said she

A naively upbeat cynical fan of you all, continually befuddled by aspect ratio of pic atop home page.

[said she @pickyfrippet]

Twitter's an assembly line where we all add our parts not knowing what we're building only that it'll be large, alive & wanting revenge.

[said she @pickyfrippet]

@Instacart
Instacart is now putting the term platinum shopper beside brand new shoppers. It’s ridiculous. They don’t know how to get into my neighborhood they make mistakes all the time and sometimes I don’t even get my groceries.
People need to complain.

[said she @pickyfrippet]

Cramp in the scrolling thumb!

[said she @pickyfrippet]

I’d planned on going into a fugue state but choosing lobotomy. Less chance of recovery leading to thinking again.

[said she @pickyfrippet]

If our parents make us break up with the constitution, I’ll throw a full hissy with screaming, storming off to my room and slamming every door along the way.

[🥀✨🪶 @ash_may_bite]

me: i hate drama

*flourishes cape and exits*

[Lionella 🌸 @x_zaich]

why be a part of the problem when you can be the whole problem

[Destry @DestryBrod]

I tried screaming into the void today, but the line was too long.

[said she @pickyfrippet]

@JoshuaPHilll @AssalRad THANK YOU! Yes, the news seems to have amnesia about that

[INNA @innatalksinnyc]

being a functional adult everyday seems a bit excessive

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

Have you ever seen a spider, then gone into another room to grab something to get rid of it, and when you return it's disappeared, so you have to move out of your house?

[said she @pickyfrippet]

Dear ghosts & aliens—I assume you’ve observed me by now. Can we all agree the decibel level of my scream when surprised would leave you more with a far deeper scar than it would me? Great. Please continue with the not ever dropping by.

[said she @pickyfrippet]

@RodLacroix Can’t pick from the excellent list! How about John Wick, Mr Saw & the Goodfellas guys re-enacting Passion of the Christ to the the theme song from Titanic.

[said she @pickyfrippet]

@GoToBedRory Get on that soon before nobody gets the reference!

[said she @pickyfrippet]

@NotTodayEric With words made THROAT SOUNDS? Please say you recorded it.

[said she @pickyfrippet]

@kelly__le Sure you could use a depilatory, but otherwise your good for at 6 more cups.

[said she @pickyfrippet]

@titsonthebarbie @Marcmywords2 You say that, but it could be sarcasm.
-Hugs from the abnormally wary patrol.

[said she @pickyfrippet]

@lelo_official Wait. It’s a blender?

[said she @pickyfrippet]

@AprilSnyder76 @NotTodayEric Can’t believe that method isn’t mandatory yet.