Allyson Soileau

[Lane✌🏻 @LanePeace]

Bacteria is life on Mars, but a heartbeat isn’t life on earth? Weird.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Maybe 2020 will be like a mullet and the back half is the party

[Logan Frederick @loganfrederick_]

McAlister’s is better than Panera and that’s a hill I will die on

[Allyson Soileau @a_kayeeee]

@pulpmx do you still have a discount code for Polar products?

[Allyson Soileau @a_kayeeee]

Telling myself my hair can make it another day without washing the biggest lie I tell myself basically every week lol

[Steve Matthes @pulpmx]

Realllly getting tired of millionaire/billionaire sports teams owners complaining about losing money... yeah, hey bro...a lot of people are. Sorry your whatever consecutive year of making MILLIONS has come to an end, hope you have some savings. So u can all fuck right off K?

[Allyson Soileau @a_kayeeee]

All you people who bought out all of the dumbbells before quarantine to price gouging, who’s laughing now 😂 No one wants to buy your 10lb dumbbells for $60.

[Mook @Mango_Mook]

@pulpmx No one is happy with Forkner. He is a dumbass.

[Allyson Soileau @a_kayeeee]

Tired of seeing Forkner and Mcadoo start shit and no one get them back come onnnnnnnnn #puntthem @H_Beard22

[Allyson Soileau @a_kayeeee]

@NBCSportsGold

[Allyson Soileau @a_kayeeee]

Listening to false confession tapes and the interrogators getting pissed when story “doesn’t match” or is “all over the place” BECAUSE THEY ARENT GUILTY 🤯🤷🏻‍♀️

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

If masks work, then why are those wearing them so afraid of those of us who aren’t?

I’ll wait...

[Allyson Soileau @a_kayeeee]

Seems like everyone became infectious disease specialists in their free time....🤔😂

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

The last thing the world wants right now is raw, unsanitized bat.

[Allyson Soileau @a_kayeeee]

Why do you need 16,000 paper towels to wipe down a v small table????
Oh 16,001 my bad.

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Michael Scott 10 years after promising to pay the college tuition of an entire third grade class: