Kuldeep Chaudhari

#savelakshadweep

Photographer by hobby and profession, Mountaineer, Birder, Traveller.

Instagram: indianblackbird

[Kuldeep Chaudhari @a_lightmonkey]

Politics is like pollution. You may not be interested in it but it is interested in you. You're are inhaling it, drinking it, eating it whether you like it or not.

[Kuldeep Chaudhari @a_lightmonkey]

Bhartiya Janta Party as an organisation needs a therapy and an extensive one at that starting from the very top to the very bottom...every single party member. I don't mind if electric shocks are included as complementary treatment.

#bjp #bhartiyajantaparty

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@NHAI_Official @PratapSarnaik The northbound stretch on the NH48 from Fountain to Vasai is 3 lanes on paper but in reality on 2 can be used because the slow lane is filled with muck from trucks and heavy vehicles. Will anything be done about it?

[Kuldeep Chaudhari @a_lightmonkey]

We Indians are the biggest hypocrites. A girl uses few curse words against Modi, entire nation erupts. A girl gets raped on a bus...not a word is said anywhere.

#hypocracy #newdelhi #india #rape

[Kuldeep Chaudhari @a_lightmonkey]

The spineless cricketers you worshipped, made them stars allowing them to earn billions. I wonder where they are hiding when the nation looks upto them to take a stance on important matters. They either lose their voice or let out a tweet at best when the dust settles.

[Kuldeep Chaudhari @a_lightmonkey]

Agar Narendra ka baap Durex use karta to India ka Forex itna nahi girta.

Agar Amit Shah ka baap Manforce use karta to aaj Police force use nahi karti.

#narendramodi #modi #amitshah #bjp #indiawithoutbjp #cjp #studentprotest #dharmendrapradhan

[Kuldeep Chaudhari @a_lightmonkey]

Authorities questioned me on my Anti-Modi posts. I said I love Modi ji. He's in my heart (that's why my arteries are blocked). Later the doctor goes - with that many blockages I could have a stroke. I said - not just any stroke but a masterstroke 😅

#modi #modijokes

[Kuldeep Chaudhari @a_lightmonkey]

If you care enough to think you realise the Indian govt provides free electricity, cash & ration but not free education. It means the govt wants you to be alive just enough to vote for them but not educated enough to question them.

[Kuldeep Chaudhari @a_lightmonkey]

Why did Modi ji refuse to take questions from the Dutch journalist? Kyun ki uska question paper leak nahin hua tha 😂

#namo #narendramodi #bjp

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I don't need to wait till I die to see heaven (if any such thing exists that is), I have seen #Krygystan Most countries have locations that look like a wallpaper/postcard. Kyrgyzstan is a postcard in itself.

[Kuldeep Chaudhari @a_lightmonkey]

राष्ट्रासाठी जे रक्त सांडले, रक्ताचे त्या चीज व्हावे
विसर न पडावा त्या वीरांचा, ऋणी सदैव त्यांचे रहावे
प्रेरणा घेऊन आपण सर्वांनी, पाऊल पुढेच टाकीत जावे
मागतो मागणे आज दिनी महाराष्ट्राच्या, राष्ट्र माझे कधी दीन न व्हावे...

महाराष्ट्र दिनाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा 🚩
#महाराष्ट्रदिन

[Kuldeep Chaudhari @a_lightmonkey]

Delimitation bill is about women's reservation the same way BJP is about environmental protection and Demonetisation was about ending black money.

#delimitationbill #demonetisation #bjpfailsindia #bjpmuktbharat

[Kuldeep Chaudhari @a_lightmonkey]

@Neemans190038 your quality sucks. It's the first time I have worn these after buying a week ago and the glue is already giving away. Pathetic.

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If you want to get pleasantly surprised then check out Balendra Shah's cabinet. Then check ours and feel ashamed. Then read about the recently passed laws and feel even more disgusted(if your conscience is alive i.e.) for choosing Bhartiya Jumla Party and its coalition. #nepal

[Kuldeep Chaudhari @a_lightmonkey]

How to avoid accountability in India:

'Inconvenience is highly regretted.'

Utter these 4 words and nobody will ask you anything.

#Vikas #civicsense #india #accountability

[Kuldeep Chaudhari @a_lightmonkey]

Why do our issues as a nation refuse to get resolved? Because most people with influence in our country are a bad influence and then we have brain dead MFs who blindly follow them.

[Kuldeep Chaudhari @a_lightmonkey]

The way the 'conscious' citizens have to raise their voice and fight every single day for what's right makes me wonder if this is a government elected by its own people or are we fighting the colonialists all over again?

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To people who travel to work in flocks on the local train - STOP creating ruckus and stop behaving like 10 year olds on a school picnic. You can have a conversation with a fellow traveler in a soft voice too. I don't want to name a particular community but you know who you are.

[Kuldeep Chaudhari @a_lightmonkey]

How do you know who is a good human being? It's not the dog or cat loving person. It's easy to love them coz it's trending. Judge a human by his/her reaction to a chopped tree. That will reveal the true character.

[Kuldeep Chaudhari @a_lightmonkey]

#trump is a jerk who just wants to see the world burn, much like the #joker but there is one admirable thing about him. He always answers the press & doesn't shy away from speaking his mind, no matter how stupid the answers are and I for one appreciate that #mannkibaat more.

[Kuldeep Chaudhari @a_lightmonkey]

Dear @IndiGo6E the way your flight attendants announce that they can speak Hindi only makes me want to stop them from announcing that they can speak Hindi. Just stick to English instead because the person who speaks only Hindi isn't going to understand a word anyway.

#indigo