Amanda Calabro

"It’s nothing but the stupidest thing I’ve ever done” - Kate Baer • she/her

[Amanda Calabro @a_mandolin93]

You make lovin you easy

[Amanda Calabro @a_mandolin93]

back in the day, six was AFRIAD of seven #sixseven

[Amanda Calabro @a_mandolin93]

airplane seats should NOT recline

[Amanda Calabro @a_mandolin93]

sometimes you get to TSA and they’re yelling, “absolutely do NOT put your bag in a bin” and sometimes you get to TSA and they’re like, “if you don’t put that bag in a bin we’re detaining you.” and honestly, I just can’t keep up

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

I think maybe it was a bad idea to have the stupidest person in the world and the President of the United States be the same person

[Amanda Calabro @a_mandolin93]

Stressed bc Severance is already over, White Lotus is hours from finale, The Pitt ends Thursday, and Yellowjackets next week. I don’t think I can stress enough that these four shows are the pillars of my current existence!!!!!!!!! #severance #whitelotus #thepitt #yellowjackets

[chance @chanceposts]

before the recession starts does anyone want to fall in love and live together to save on rent and groceries

[𝙰𝚂𝙷⚾️ @ashelai_]

april fools is cancelled this year because there’s no bigger joke than the current state of america

[dani @tvscoven]

john turturro dancing with a crew member bts of severance - I swear I am so endeared to this man it’s not even funny

#severance

[magne @litlefishes]

can’t spell mark s without diva #severance

[Chris @citehchris]

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough

[leon akgae @sileonthill]

barbenheimer for people on zoloft

[paul @paulswhtn]

For the next episode of Severance I will be climbing into my screen to take matters into my own fucking hands

[Amanda Calabro @a_mandolin93]

*crying*
“I wanna get in my bed, sleep until summer, and then go to my parents house”

[Amanda Calabro @a_mandolin93]

what a strange way to completely neglect MLK Day

[Amanda Calabro @a_mandolin93]

Instagram updated my feed layout but I still don’t have the new fonts and honestly, I’m taking it personally

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Morning People vs Night People