Andy McCallie

I peaked when I appeared in The Social Network. My name. In the credits. 8 minutes after it ended.

[Andy McCallie @a_mccallie]

@briankoppelman the robot appears to be white

[Andy McCallie @a_mccallie]

@wintonARK Yikes. @michaelyehmd did you capture w/ sentry mode by chance? Each car is put up on the same style plastic blocks and they only go after Model 3s (at least from what I've seen). I wouldn't be surprised if they figure out a way to block sentry cams. Likely all same thieves.

[Andy McCallie @a_mccallie]

@cox_tom Hello. I am a person at a funeral who will - despite there being 21 large rifles raised directly in my line of sight - flinch severely at the 21 gun salute.

[Andy McCallie @a_mccallie]

The Little Things did not do any of the things well.

Any.

[Andy McCallie @a_mccallie]

@elonmusk Cc @erinbrielawless

[Paid Extra to Yell @bird_facts_]

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)

Day 95: I sure do miss my friends

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Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet

Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

There is no reason you should be using Robinhood after today.

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Two elderly British ladies greeting each other

[Kirk Sullivan @KirkSullivanYo]

This has got to be one of the greatest ads of all time. Paul Pierce and Sheed put it over the top. RIP Kobe.

[AXE @AXE_US]

We'd rather be lonely than with that mob. AXE condemns yesterday's acts of violence and hate at the Capitol. We believe in the democratic process and the peaceful transition of power.

[Rob @robrousseau]

2016: Maybe it won't be that bad

2021: the Axe Body Spray Corporation stands firmly against the attempted overthrow of the US government

[Andy McCallie @a_mccallie]

Ideal time to knock off a trailer park.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

has anyone ever left a twitter session and been like "that was worth my limited time on this earth!"?

[delia @delia_cai]

another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week

[Naval @naval]

By bringing the world together, social media is tearing it apart.

[Jeremy John Parker @jackshoegazer]

I just wow wow.

[Michael D. Fuller @michaeldfuller]

This is actually running neck and neck w/ Biden winning for my favorite story of the day