Mkhonza _A

Very joyful

[Oshiogwe 🦁 @Oshiogwe1]

Once you figure women out, you'll realize something almost insulting.
​The bar for men is so f*cking low that basic competence looks like goddamn excellence.
​Get in shape. Learn to talk. Smell good. Have some balls. Know how to handle yourself.
​That's it.
​
​You don't need to be some billionaire playboy with a six-pack and a yacht.
​You just need to be a functioning man who isn't desperate for pussy.
​And here's where sh*t gets hilarious.
​You'll cook three basic meals, and she'll look at you like Gordon Ramsay just walked into her kitchen.
​
​You'll chop an onion without cutting your fingers off, and suddenly you're husband material.
​You'll wear a decent cologne, and she'll bury her face in your neck like you invented smelling good.
​You'll give her an orgasm, and despite her having slept with ten guys, she'll act like you just discovered a part of her body nobody bothered to explore.
​
​You'll start wondering what the f*ck the men before you were doing.
​And then you'll understand.
​A shocking number of women have terrible taste in men.
​They'll chase a guy because he has 100,000 followers.
​Because he's a D.J.
​Because he's tall.
​Because every other girl wants him.
​
​Meanwhile, the guy who actually knows how to lead, communicate, f*ck, cook, and maintain his boundaries barely registers on her radar.
​Until she spends a few weeks with him.
​Then suddenly everything changes.
​The things you consider completely ordinary become extraordinary to her.
​Not because you're Superman.
​
​Because she's been surrounded by men who couldn't even get the basics right.
​And this is where most guys misunderstand the dating game.
​You think you need another six months in the gym.
​Another $10,000.
​Another inch of muscle.
​Another personality upgrade.
​
​Meanwhile, some dude with half your accomplishments is getting laid because he knows how to make a woman laugh and isn't scared to ask her out.
​Most men don't have a value problem. They have a marketing problem.
​You're trying to become the perfect product while nobody even knows you exist.
​And women?
​
​They're drowning in attention.
​Every mediocre dude with a phone is in their DMs.
​Every thirsty bastard is calling them beautiful.
​Every desperate clown is offering boyfriend treatment before the first date.
​Their inboxes are packed with men offering everything for nothing.
​
​So don't be surprised when a woman initially struggles to distinguish you from the circus.
​But here's the part you need to tattoo into your brain.
​Her inability to recognize your value is not an invitation to prove it.
​Don't audition. Don't beg.
​Don't send paragraphs explaining why you're different.
​
​Don't spend six months convincing a woman to give you what another woman would gladly offer after two dates.
​Give her a chance to know you.
​If she's interested, great.
​If she's confused, unavailable, or playing games, keep moving.
​You're not a salesman begging someone to buy a product they can't afford.
​
​And for f*ck's sake, stop treating every rejection like a court ruling on your worth.
​Sometimes you're not her type.
​Sometimes your timing sucks.
​Sometimes she's chasing a completely different kind of man.
​Sometimes she's simply not interested.
​Who gives a sh*t?
​
​Her cute friend might think you're exactly what she's been looking for.
​That's the beauty of the game.
​You don't need every woman to recognize your value.
​You need the right ones to experience it.
​So build your body. Get your money right. Develop social intelligence. Learn how to carry yourself.
​Then get out there and actually meet women.
​
​Stop hiding behind self-improvement because you're terrified of rejection.
​Stop worshipping women who haven't earned your attention.
​And stop beating yourself up over the ones who couldn't see what you brought to the table.👇👇👇

[张晴 @Q9925912]

“夫妻定律”，准到吓人！

1.财务定律

家里越有钱，老婆越算计，家里越没钱，老公越算计。

2.反感定律

老婆讨厌老公时沉默，老公讨厌老婆挑剔。

3.家务定律

老婆能干，老公自私，老公勤快，老婆顾家。

4.脾气定律

老婆越爱老公，脾气越大，老公越爱老婆，越没脾气。

5.责任定律

老公有责任感，老婆有安全感，老婆有责任感，老公有幸福感。

6.成功定律

老公越成功，越知道维护老婆，老婆越成功，对老公越冷漠。

7、吵架定律 

丈夫先道歉，婚姻稳定， 妻子先低头，婚姻难长久。

8、收入定律 

妻子收入高，夫妻关系冷漠， 丈夫收入高，夫妻关系和谐。

9、需求定律

女人的三大内心需求：
1.安全感 2.钱  3.被宠爱

男人的三大内心需求
1. 被支持 2.被理解  3.被崇拜

10、兴旺定律

家和万事兴，一般夫妻都很恩爱。

[Salt @_____Salt___]

Gründe, mir nicht mehr zu folgen:

*Die Welt ist eine Bühne.
* Corona war ein Test.
* Die Mondlandung war inszeniert.
* Cholesterin ist essenziell für unsere Hormone.
* Die Sonne ist Medizin.
* Sonnencreme verursacht Krebs.
* Natur und Erdung sind natürliche Antidepressiva.
* Das Fleisch von McDonald’s stammt nicht von Kühen.
* Es gibt einen Krieg gegen die Männlichkeit.
* Die globale Erwärmung existiert nicht.
* Die Welt wird von satanischen Pädophilen regiert.
* Außerirdische sind Dämonen.
* Politiker sind Marionetten.
* Die Geschichte ist eine Lüge.
* Prominente zu vergöttern ist peinlich.
* Unser Bildungssystem ist ein Witz.
* Astronauten sind Schauspieler.

Christus ist König!

[Lucy, Probably🍷 @Mr_PrimeAlpha]

Man: I'm sexually attracted to you.

Woman: I'm attracted to you too, but my rent is due, I need to get my hair done, I haven't eaten since last week, I need a new bag, new clothes, and money for maintenance.

[Tom @Tom74818810]

@MissLELOMK1 Men are always impressed by pussy. It's the hidden costs that wear them down.

[36kinniun media👑 🦁 🕊 @fattylincorn_01]

This is a Good Medical Advise.

I love walking too 💉 🏃🏃🏃

[B.E.N.Z.O @Benzo_Ndlovu]

The only salesman who tells people the truth, not these ones who lie to the people 😂😂

[Herbalist Henry Foundation 🌴🌿 @HerbalistHenry_]

GUAVA LEAVES 🌿

TREATS / CURES ⬇️

1. Type 2 Diabetes [4 wks, 1 TSPN, 2x daily]
2. Hypertension (High Blood Pressure) [6 wks, 1 TSPN, 2x daily]
3. Hyperlipidemia (High Cholesterol) [8 wks, 1 TSPN, 2x daily]
4. Prostate Enlargement (BPH) [12 wks, 1 TSPN, 2x daily]
5. Prostate Cancer [6 mos, 2 TSPN, 3x daily]
6. Breast Cancer [6 mos, 2 TSPN, 3x daily]
7. Colon Cancer [6 mos, 2 TSPN, 3x daily]
8. Osteoarthritis [8 wks, 1 TSPN, 2x daily]
9. Rheumatoid Arthritis [12 wks, 1.5 TSPN, 2x daily]
10. Acute Diarrhea [1 wk, 1 TSPN, 3x daily]
11. Dysentery [2 wks, 1 TSPN, 3x daily]
12. Gastroenteritis [2 wks, 1 TSPN, 3x daily]
13. Staphylococcus Aureus Infection [4 wks, 1 TSPN, 3x daily]
14. E. Coli Infection [3 wks, 1 TSPN, 3x daily]
15. Bronchitis [3 wks, 1 TSPN, 3x daily]
16. Asthma Attacks [8 wks, 1 TSPN, 2x daily]
17. Chronic Cough [2 wks, 1 TSPN, 3x daily]
18. Pulmonary Diseases [12 wks, 1 TSPN, 2x daily]
19. Dental Caries and Toothache [2 wks, 1 TSPN, 3x daily]
20. Liver Hepatotoxicity [8 wks, 1 TSPN, 2x daily]
21. Kidney Inflammation (Nephritis) [6 wks, 1 TSPN, 2x daily]
22. Peptic Ulcers [6 wks, 1 TSPN, 2x daily]
23. Metabolic Syndrome [12 wks, 1 TSPN, 2x daily]
24. Obesity and Weight Management [12 wks, 1 TSPN, 2x daily]
25. Malaria (Plasmodial Infection) [4 wks, 1.5 TSPN, 3x daily]
26. Dengue Fever [2 wks, 1 TSPN, 3x daily]
27. Menstrual Cramps (Dysmenorrhea) [1 wk, 1 TSPN, 3x daily]
28. Internal Wound Healing [4 wks, 1 TSPN, 2x daily]
29. Skin Micro-abscesses [3 wks, 1 TSPN, 2x daily]
30. Insomnia and Sleep Disorders [4 wks, 1 TSPN, 1x daily]

Preparation & Dosage ⬇️
Get GUAVA LEAVES in Bulk, air-dry in a shade away from direct sunlight (in a shade / balcony) then blend bulk to POWDER when 100% dehydrated (Takes a week or Less)

Inside half litre of already boiled water (or quantity of water you can consume at a go), STEEP / SOAK The measurement / dosage of GUAVA LEAVES Powder associated with the illness you're treating above. COVER it and allow infuse for 10 - 20 minutes or until warm enough to drink.
DO NOT COOK IT!
Filter / Sieve & drink whole liquid extract.
Do this DAILY for the specified number of times & timeframe associated with the illness you intend to treat.

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[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

Green plantain leaves are good for diabetic patients.

Boil the green leaves of the plantain in water for about 15 minutes. Take one teacupful both in the morning and in the evening before meals.

Blood sugar levels will be normalized. Nature heals.

[Scott Brooks @scotti_brooks]

I asked three women who divorced after 20+ years of marriage for their best advice.

Their answers brutally shattered every romantic illusion I had.

[UMKHONTO uphethwe uhlanya @sbu_sbuda90174]

I doubt God knows this Church🤞 and is full of unalive people 😭

[Market RebellionHQ @RebellioMarket]

The popular quote "Don't speak negatively about yourself, even as a joke. Your body doesn't know the difference. Words are energy and they cast spells, that's why it's called spelling" Bruce Lee :

[YoursTrulyRealest’G @YoursGucciBag]

Uyayiva keh ngoku😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/5rPLuFTLV1

[Mkhonza _A @a_mkhonza]

@Qokani How to prepare it ,or l can buy the fine mabele at the shop

[Discreet Diva 🫦 @discreetdiva_]

Anonymous: hey girl pls help me out ,EMMANUEL MOHLALA took advantage of me slept with me raw infected me with STI,promised me money but he refused to send me I told him I will report him he threatened me that if he gets any call from SAPS I will go missing 💔

#discreetdiva🫦

[GhanaBoy Ni3🇬🇭 @ghanaboynie]

🎥 @ yizandcheerty

#SouthAfricaupdates #NigerianinSA
🇿🇦🇳🇬

[Mkhonza _A @a_mkhonza]

@Its_ereko That's a legit goal,the player on the right side put the scorer onside

[Kwena Molekwa @Miz_Ruraltarain]

🤯 Talk about a political trap snapping back on its architect!

Remember when suspended Police Minister Senzo Mchunu and his Chief of Staff, Cedrick Nkabinde, tried to completely embarrass General Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi at the Ad Hoc Committee?

They dropped that infamous "10-minute secret recording" thinking they had the General cornered. Instead, Mkhwanazi sounded calm, collected, and completely unbothered—even dropping gems about knowing all about Malema's political connections! The absolute second-hand embarrassment of the Minister stuttering, admitting he "made a terrible mistake," and coming up empty-handed was pure political theatre.

But let’s talk about the spine chilling part everyone conveniently ignored. Right before the audio abruptly cut off, General Mkhwanazi brought up General Shadrack Sibiya’s infamous trip to Zimbabwe, explicitly mentioning that people died because of that visit.

The entire Ad Hoc Committee suddenly got collective amnesia and refused to touch it.Why? Because Mkhwanazi was poking at the darkest skeleton in the SAPS closet: the brutal 2010/2011 illegal Zimbabwe cross-border renditions. Digging into who actually died and who signed those orders would open a massive Pandora’s box of state-sponsored assassinations and dirty political favors.

The politicians might want those names buried forever in dusty IPID files, but Mkhwanazi just reminded everyone that he knows exactly where the bodies are buried and he holds the map. #MadlangaCommission #ProtectGeneralMkhwanazi

[Emerald van Zyl @interrec]

THE BIG RIP OFF!!!!! SA TAXI overcharged client with R 290 000 on his Taxi which costed R 372 000. And the interest rate of the loan was 26.5% when the prime interest rate was 10.5%. At present he paid R 1.4m and still have 6 instalments to pay. UNFLIPPENBELIEVABLE !!!!!!

[🇿🇦 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐀𝐘 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒 @enockay]

It's better when the truth is from Nigerian to Nigerians, lest they call us names🤞🏻

Nigeria Gauteng Hugo Broos Sithole #BafanaMexico #SAPowerball Mbokazi eTV and SABC AFCON #FWC2026 #FIFAWorldCup Ramaphosa