alex

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

KEEP BULLYING TECH COMPANIES INTO REMOVING USELESS AND INVASIVE AI FEATURES!!!!!!!!

[ella 🕸 @loneliest_star]

okay he can be crazy in peace forever if he keeps this up

[alex @a_monners]

moving to canberra for university

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

inventing the concept of a “reverse vacation” where you go somewhere worst than where you live to lock in .

[julie @obscenelydolled]

a normal insecure person could never have come up with this. these are the musings of a real nightmare to be around

[misto @mistowho]

if she's ur girl why she at my igloo petting my puffle Imao

[Joseph @JosephsNotTaken]

pickle down rickonomics

[asher sees blue ✮ ⋆.˚ @asherapparently]

gay people be like yeah green is my favourite colour

[Peli Grietzer @peligrietzer]

Literary theory worked on this take for 110 years...and...he just...he tweeted it out

[chance @chanceposts]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

[Borrielo @borriellogram]

In your 20s you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well, it’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

i miss when goon meant entry level mafia employee

[eleni @ele__giac]

gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

i’m assembling an elite force

[mimi @mariasrainer]

julie andrews in suits appreciation tweet