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[Daniel Valente 🏎️ @F1GuyDan]

🚨 THE CHAMPIONSHIP ISN'T OVER 🚨
Every Monaco winner who dives into water this decade hasn't won the drivers' title

2021: Max Verstappen 🏆
2022: Sergio Perez 🌊
2023: Max Verstappen 🏆
2024: Charles Leclerc 🌊
2025: Lando Norris 🏆
2026: Kimi Antonelli 🌊

h/t @klondocki

[F1 TROLL @f1trollofficial]

European leg coming up

[Joel Franco @OfficialJoelF]

You can watch the Miami Grand Prix on Turnpike traffic cam

[a noob bot @a_noob_bot]

@jimfoley im a purdue fan so seeing 2 uconn players hurts a little but ill get over it

[a noob bot @a_noob_bot]

if this happens i will cry

[Seamus Ó Cualáin @jimfoley]

2031 Boston Celtics:

C- Donovan Clingan (Bristol, CT)
F - Cooper Flagg (Newport, ME)
F - Alex Karaban (Southboro, MA)
G - AJ Dybantsa (Brockton, MA)
G - Ebuka Okorie (Nashua, NH)

[a noob bot @a_noob_bot]

Boiler up baby

[Zach Vogt @ZachVogt30]

Only one team was able to stop the National Champs in March…

[a noob bot @a_noob_bot]

Purdue national champs by the transitive property

Take that Indiana imagine having to go win the damn thing yourself

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

MICHIGAN WINS THE 2026 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 🏆

THE WOLVERINES HAVE FINALLY RETURNED TO THE TOP OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL 〽️ #MarchMadness

[a noob bot @a_noob_bot]

lmaoooo i didnt think of that

there goes the hatewatch ig

[TSB @TSBBracketology]

Headed downtown for the Final Four and I think the makeup has only just sunk in.

- 2 B1G opponents that I don’t like.
- Team that beat Purdue two years ago on this stage.
- Team that beat Purdue last Saturday to prevent them from making the stage again.

What a disaster.

[Purdue Men's Basketball @BoilerBall]

Thank you 3.

From his IG.

[a noob bot @a_noob_bot]

Somos humanos y queremos explorar - eso la parte más único de nuestro especié y lo que la misión Artemis II es para

[Luli @lulistone12]

Yo a los 5: quiero ser astronauta

Yo a los 14: voy a estudiar otra cosa

Yo a los 25 después de ver el despegue del Artemis II sabiendo que no tengo las capacidades necesarias para viajar al espacio: quiero ser astronauta

[NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman @NASAAdmin]

America’s next leap is underway..
Godspeed Artemis II 🇺🇸

[NSF - NASASpaceflight.com @NASASpaceflight]

Artemis II: Crew walkout.

[Andrea 🇮🇹🇪🇺 @ClassicalSocdem]

2018: we boycott Putin’s World Cup🇷🇺

2022: we boycott the World Cup in the gulf slave state🇶🇦

2026: we boycott the World Cup in the MAGA christofascist regime🇺🇸

Is there a football team more concerned with human rights than us?🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

[a noob bot @a_noob_bot]

@realcouri Thank you for your support couriway - your streams have always been a safe space and I have always loved coming in after a tough day

[a noob bot @a_noob_bot]

Forever Purdue legends

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Dear Braden Smith, Fletcher Loyer, and Trey Kaufman-Renn,

Thank you for an incredible four years of college basketball.

What you stand for and represent will never be taken for granted.

Walk proud.

Today.

Tomorrow.

And Forever.

Sincerely,

America

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

One Shining Moment, 2026 WBC edition

Lyrics and vocals by @ChrisRose

[a noob bot @a_noob_bot]

@Stuckindetails Fuck it add me

[The Kop Watch @TheKopWatch]

60,000 people do this every week at Anfield. You ain’t special Sabrina