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expectation meeter. deadline meeter.

he him

[🏢desk💪meat @a_ron666]

we leaving ppl who scoop out the bread inside bagels in 2018.
In 2019 we bringing back flashing your high beams at other drivers when you pass a cop

[🏢desk💪meat @a_ron666]

Asking my single friends for parenting advice in the group chat #listening #learning

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What's the 2024 equivalent of biggy's "phone bill about 2 g's flat, no need to worry my accountant handles that"

[🏢desk💪meat @a_ron666]

It's come to my attention that honey booboo is in nursing school

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@BigpoopR Hope she sees this

[🏢desk💪meat @a_ron666]

You don't hear anything about Chinese music. 2 billion ppl, no music

[🏢desk💪meat @a_ron666]

Son calls Moana "boat movie"

[🏢desk💪meat @a_ron666]

Last day of mental health month

[🏢desk💪meat @a_ron666]

for mothers day next year we're calling it mamua new guinea

[🏢desk💪meat @a_ron666]

women be like "I want a sensitive man" then tell him he has an ugly cry

[🏢desk💪meat @a_ron666]

Shout out to everyone who's been posting even though I haven't been around to fave your shit

[🏢desk💪meat @a_ron666]

@macaronibastard Do they throw it back

[🏢desk💪meat @a_ron666]

Can you tell how fat a guy is just by looking at his shoes??

[🏢desk💪meat @a_ron666]

How bad could it possibly be to look at the sun on solar eclipse once every 20 fucking years. Let us look at the sun give me a fucking break it's fine. I'm gonna look at it

[🏢desk💪meat @a_ron666]

@macaronibastard Logged on to see this. Nice

[🏢desk💪meat @a_ron666]

So amazing to me that girl scout cookies have not gone woke

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@macaronibastard Grown man weight class welcome to the big leagues

[👁lilbutt @BigpoopR]

miles?!?? tell me how many washing machines that is!!!!!

[WrestlersGrind @_wrestlersgrind]

Takedown? 🧐

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

romo: i hate football jim. always have. i wanted to be a dancer but my father forbid it. and my mother just watched silently as he crushed my dreams. oh i wouldve been the most graceful dancer youve ever seen jim

nantz: mahomes doing a little dancing of his own in the pocket,