alexa

[hobbit book quotes bot @hobbitbytolkien]

“Good Morning!” said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green.

[Andrew Donaldson @four4thefire]

As I do every year on this day, I make myself re-read this and sit with it for as long as I can. And remember.

One of the greatest pieces of writing, on any subject, ever.

The Falling Man by Tom Junod
https://t.co/hdamIY4LQm

[SoFlo Democrat 🇨🇴🇺🇦☀️ @tomas_s242]

the 2028 presidential election begins in 3 months

[tori @skinstrash]

💘

[Brian ☀️🌏🌘 @balail]

Artemis ii

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

My cousin captured Artemis takeoff from his flight. So cool

📸: @radddd44

[mary @elaine_stritch]

she is incapable of taking a bad picture. no bad angles. a Venus amongst us

[Lillian Belle @LillianBelle2]

Approaching dangerous levels of libbing out

[Rodericka Applewhaite @Rodericka]

Forgive me father for I am libbing the fuck out

[💖 @twaniimals]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵

[NC Democratic Party @NCDemParty]

“I assure him that his experiences have nothing in common with those heroes.”

Today, NCDP Chair @bobbie4nc released the following statement after #ncsen candidate Pat McCrory compared a job rejection to 1960s segregation.

READ ⤵️

[alexa @a_rooney11]

reverse princess on a peach is an old man sleeping on a boulder

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

Our work is to save lives.

Whether it’s Afghanistan, Haiti, Lebanon, or communities facing extreme hardship worldwide—one thing we could do to save lives RIGHT NOW is become a country that welcomes more refugees with open arms.

Refugees must be welcome here.

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Thinking the word cheugy is groundbreaking and hilarious quickly became very cheugy

[CRYPTORILLA 🦍 @Crypt0Rilla]

Now do you understand why Republicans suppress Black votes? I hereby declare that the Southern states are not red. They are suppressed.

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

This is not a protest. It is a terrorist attack on our democracy.

[Leah @leahssss]

if you get your opinions on politics or public health from the ceo of barstool sports im just gonna go ahead and assume your mom breastfed you til you were ten

[Leah @leahssss]

wait there are people who actually missed shooters? i thought we were kidding

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

OMG! Who did this?!?! Best 2 minutes of your day, week, month, maybe year.

#WearAMask #SleepingBeauty #COVID19 #Masks #MasksSaveLives