Chris Norton

I’m a tenure-track professor in Problematic Studies. “Imposter Syndrome” is an elaborate ploy to fish for compliments.

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

I miss Peabs

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

Aubrey Plaza one year after her husbands suicide

[Gonzo 💣 @CaniacBombs]

This has to be one of the biggest nonsense tweets I’ve ever seen

“waiver wire”

What is this fantasy football reactions?

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

Muscular content

[Variety @Variety]

Alan Ritchson says he's interested in developing more "military-driven, muscular content" for young male audiences with Amazon.

The "Reacher" signed a three-year, first-look television deal with Amazon MGM Studios back in May to develop and produce new projects for Prime Video. #ComicCon

Variety Studio presented by @madebygoogle

[𝐽𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 @jameshtspstc]

Imagine pulling up the ladder behind you on literal dwarves, society’s foremost ladder-needers

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

Sack of shit

[Gordo @BOSSportsGordo]

Triston Casas remains unable to swing a bat as he recovers from a wrist injury in Fort Myers. His knee and rib injuries have healed.

(via @alexspeier)

[monseigneur la créme @cremepeterson]

@Paynuspain that’s pretty callous. you understand they never get to meet Snow White now, right?

[TVboy @tvboy5000]

@Paynuspain 7 actors 7 stand ins 7 stunt doubles 7 body doubles for the nude scenes…

[The Soulful Mandrill @tinylittlehomie]

@Paynuspain You’d have to account for at least a couple on-set deaths

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

@BostonDefender Shut up, scumbag

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

Just post about it on Facebook like a normal person.

[Jonathan Hall @JHall7news]

Road rage about littering?? Hingham Police are charging 60 y/o Steven License with attempted murder and other counts for allegedly firing twice at another driver who had followed his vehicle after the man saw a napkin fly out of the window on Rt 228.

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

Good. Let these Antifa people suffer.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

A Massachusetts doctor who punched a police officer during the attack at the Capitol on Jan. 6 has lost her right to renew her medical license. https://t.co/KdATmesxtw

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

@carminetazzi232 Even if Jen did say yes, you’d have a hard time kicking your 350LB trash to the curb. That’s a lot of work 🤣

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

@SteveR324 More than you’ve ever done, jailbird.

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

@JakeIggy Nah. Let the players keep fighting for him.

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

Anyone should go to prison for even writing “amaze ball sauce!!!!”

[Gretchen Voss @GretchenVoss64]

Inside the Campaign That Acquitted Karen Read - Boston Magazine https://t.co/LqNEQdokop

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

@inthistown1 @SticksDowneyJr I wanna gut ya like a fish, khed

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

Could’ve told you all this just by seeing the way he curves his hat.

[Homeland Dems @HomelandDems]

🚨DISTURBING AUDIO: Listen to the ICE agent who threatened to slit his ex-wife's throat.

DHS gave this psycho a badge and a gun and unleashed him on American streets. They failed to vet him.

An innocent father is dead because of the Trump administration's incompetence.

[inthistown @inthistown1]

@A_RustyPelican @SticksDowneyJr I mean good for Joe Gill that he found gainful employment

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

When woke took over your show!

[Tony Reali @TonyReali]

What is the most hijacked moment in sports history?