a.sbestos

[a.sbestos @a_sbestos]

Im hungry until proven fed

[i think @kutaiuranium]

showing hole on bluesky

[The Cumm @The_Cumm]

I don’t always ejaculate straight up, but when I do, it goes through the ceiling and kills a dog or baby or whatever

[leaf123 @notaweirdgirl]

last night was a squidwards suicide

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

My dog died from a self inflicted gunshot wound

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

pretending i work at six flags to get pussy

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

can you buy the battle pass with food stamps

[sergio @spongbobfan369]

One day the wordle will be penis

[⛧ @7700saint]

This how niggas gonna look at the coach when they get told to drive on Giannis and Bam

[marni⁶🇮🇱 @BlockedByLuka]

Nets star Michael Porter Jr comments “Nigga” under phonkboymax new video

(h/t @Dk1fann)

[👓📀 @vvickydisc]

this is my vent art

[zion 𖤐 @gasbabii]

When I’m listening to Ken Carson new album and it sounds like A Great Chaos part 5

[mal @bernkarstel]

so many games out there and my friend deadass asks me to hop on dead by daylight

[THE SUN KING 🌞 @apollokade]

RIP TAY KEITH

[jonotin @jonotinn]

People thought lil pump was da downfall of music but now its 2026 n we got plaqueboymax

[lev @lisco_2000]

mind you the offseason started 4 days ago

[zacherina 🧊🦉 @sahelianbladee]

if i had a time machine i would tell him to NOT get on that helicopter i cant handle his dogshit music all over my timeline im sorry