aubrey 🌹

FSU alumna 💛❤️ Virgo ♍️ Cat and dog mama 🐾

[aubrey 🌹 @a_scotty8]

Fav part of my day (when Ryan is out of town for work):
1. Getting cute pics of the animals he sees

[aubrey 🌹 @a_scotty8]

Oh this semester is gonna kill me

[aubrey 🌹 @a_scotty8]

Would it kill my professors to open the classes 1 day early 🙄🙄

[aubrey 🌹 @a_scotty8]

This time last year I was so hyped to start a new job and it ended up a huge shit show.. happy with how far I’ve came since then

[aubrey 🌹 @a_scotty8]

Julie Andrews is a FUCKING national treasure

[aubrey 🌹 @a_scotty8]

My least favorite pastime while I’m at work is watching the first responders come SO close to being hit at the intersection 😭 makes my heart drop every time

[aubrey 🌹 @a_scotty8]

I miss small business accounting

[aubrey 🌹 @a_scotty8]

Golly I would have no idea it’s Election Day if it weren’t for the 20 texts I’ve gotten this morning

[Sally Sagiterrorist 😈 @hairaconda]

Zendaya telling him it’s ok and him about to rip apart the paparazzi. romance writers get your pens !!!

[aubrey 🌹 @a_scotty8]

Really awesome timing for Disney plus to take away my privileges. Now I can’t watch any Halloween movies

[aubrey 🌹 @a_scotty8]

$60 for a phone case?
Is it crack? Is that what you’re smoking?

[aubrey 🌹 @a_scotty8]

If i see a “is there trick or treating on Halloween?” post this year on FB I will be letting them know they’re dumb as fuck. No patience for that

[aubrey 🌹 @a_scotty8]

Rent ✅ car ✅ CrossFit ✅ car insurance ✅ renters insurance ✅
RIP to my bank account 😭😭

[aubrey 🌹 @a_scotty8]

I just gotta say I’m not a fan of bouquets instead of corsages

[aubrey 🌹 @a_scotty8]

Wooww insurance is a scam

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Who would’ve thought as an accountant I’d need to keep tennis shoes on deck at all times 😅😭

[aubrey 🌹 @a_scotty8]

I have a lot of thoughts and feelings today

[aubrey 🌹 @a_scotty8]

Book of the Month choices have sucked lately and then they hit me with multiple bangers 🙄🙄

[aubrey 🌹 @a_scotty8]

Y’all are wild in the UP, who’s calling and ordering a raw pizza??

[aubrey 🌹 @a_scotty8]

I just submitted my first grad school assignment please send help

[aubrey 🌹 @a_scotty8]

Someone take away my dads tik tok