La Spoof AKA Nobody

A Downing Street source. TV CRITIC. Not everything is true on this tweet. Everyone shall have the right to freedom of expression; Article 19

[La Spoof AKA Nobody @a_spoof]

Vote nobody, we promise to plant 100 million trees, free broadband, telephone calls and texts. A 3 day week and 5% reduction in vat #votenobody

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Donald Trump refuses to rule out further use of military force as he ponders invading Iceland…annexing River Island and overthrowing Burger King

[Andy Scotland @asctty]

@ArchRose90 Liebour didn't get a massive vote in the GE, they just happened to get in because of our archaic first past the post system.
Local councillors are no better and have communities who still hold their keys to power.
No point whinging about it now.

[La Spoof AKA Nobody @a_spoof]

Hey @Keir_Starmer and the rest of @UKLabour FYI our local surgery is not accepting any appointments or E consults. Bit of a mess don't you think?

[La Spoof AKA Nobody @a_spoof]

FYI @KemiBadenoch and @Conservatives The sandwich is named after John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, an eighteenth-century English aristocrat and a well established British tradition.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

You’ve got Badenoch banging on about sandwiches, Farage talking shit about milk and me just sitting here hoping for a meteor because we’ve regressed to the point of absolute fucking idiocy.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Elon Musk could become a political puppet-master, warns Nick Clegg, who knows what it’s like to have someone else pulling all the strings

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

UK receives second dangerous 'red wind' warning in just two days

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Dear @Keir_Starmer,

Please move the laws around political & campaign financing to the top of your list

Or…

Expect 1 term that ends in handing power of this country to a foreign billionaire proxy PM and his little puppet

Yours,

The people of this country paying attention.

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

Gregg Wallace’s media adviser revealed.

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“You Boy! Is the media still interviewing Nigel Farage every time he farts?”

[La Spoof AKA Nobody @a_spoof]

Ed Davey needs to grow up
#LibDem @EdwardJDavey
https://t.co/syJApY8AyJ

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

BINFACE 2028.

[Reform UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Here’s @LeeAndersonMP_ apologising in the House of Commons.

Apologising because he said: “Fuck off, everyone opens the door to me.” to a security guard.

Man of the people right there.

#ReformTrain

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Meet the new Shadow Education Secretary Laura Trott

Heaven help us

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

Farmers are up in arms about the Budget. Wait until they hear about the Brexit they supported.

[La Spoof AKA Nobody @a_spoof]

@BladeoftheS no

[Andy Scotland @asctty]

@a_spoof @Ed_Miliband @NetZeroWatch It was big bird Reeves with the box containing the mysterious black hole

[La Spoof AKA Nobody @a_spoof]

@asctty @Ed_Miliband @NetZeroWatch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[La Spoof AKA Nobody @a_spoof]

@asctty good point

[La Spoof AKA Nobody @a_spoof]

Starmer: People who receive income from shares aren’t working people https://t.co/4WlJLAMUfu - so what about employee share options?