Alyssa Stapleton

23. Ball State University Grad Criminal Justice. Dog Mom.

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This is what I wake up to every morning #blessed

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@a_riffle @elainee11 @Taylorrhiann_ @iamsam___ We made it to double digits

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@a_riffle @elainee11 @Taylorrhiann_ @iamsam___ It was nice being friends while it lasted

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@Taylorrhiann_ @LittleDebbie Menards

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@_xxLyric I know it’s not the same but diet cherry pepsi is FIRE

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One time I called her panicking because I thought that I didn’t know how to read and that I just memorized words

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Please know that Alyssa has been my friend for almost 10 years and this is the shit she has to deal with on a daily basis. She deserves a fucking award. She literally has to ground me on a daily basis @a_riffle

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@_xxLyric Well thank you! I’m here if you need tips or recipes or anything!

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@_xxLyric Oh girl I’m not that size anymore! I wish, I got put on an immunosuppressant that halted my metabolism so I put like 50 back on. But I’m working on it just gonna take a while

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@Samiv_123 Lola is a great brand! I did the same thing

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One of my regulars goes, “you look like you lost some weight!” Thanks nicotine, ritalin, caffeine, and rage does WONDERS. 🤣

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@Taylorrhiann_ Get cheap ones then get covers on Amazon to match what you want

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Is it really a Florida vacation if I don’t get a tattoo

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Update on @thriftycars we waited 3 hours in the rain for them to not show up. We still don’t have a car

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All because they didn’t properly service their cars before we got it

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Don’t ever rent from @thriftycars the remote stop quit working on our jeep and they are making us wait an hour for service then are making us take it 45mins back to the airport to grab a new one and come back. So we lose a whole day of vacation

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I don’t want to go home

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FYI Florida sunburns are wayyy worse than Indiana sunburns, this shit is next level and I had sunscreen on. Being an Italian with lupus ain’t even right.

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I’m such a fucking workaholic. Like I can’t say no to work or take a shift off. My anxiety of disappointing people keeps me from calling in. I literally work myself sick 😅

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@CrumblCookies I also had them shipped to me because you guys are so far. This was a year ago but it still hurts.

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@CrumblCookies one time I spent a bunch on money on cookies. I started with 6 gave 2 away to my best friend and then my dad stole the rest needless to say, I never got any. I’m still depressed. That’s all.