Alan Swinger

My surname is Swinger. I am NOT a swinger!

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@RoyalMail One of our neighbours have had no mail for nearly four weeks. It’s about time you delivered mail daily, not just when you want to. Ditto collections from post boxes.

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@RoyalMail We’ve had no mail for nearly two weeks, until today, not even junk mail. We’ve just received an important letter that was posted on 22 June, that’s two weeks after post mark date, 2nd class post. Awful service.

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@PostOffice . We’ve had no mail for nearly two weeks, until today, not even junk mail. We’ve just received an important letter that was posted on 22 June, that’s two weeks after post mark date. Awful service.

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@sainsburys Sorry, I’m off. Spend thousands at Sainsbury’s, but not any more.

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@sainsburys I’ve had a bag check twice in 6 days at Hedges End store. That’s too much. If you don’t like me shopping with you I can go elsewhere.

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@BenGrahamUK Rishi told you all during the election.

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@bolderston_mark Beautiful car.

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@spectator Well, why would she, when her boss saw nothing to prevent him giving the “prince of darkness” the US Ambassador job.

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@LabourfutureUK Pot kettle black

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@CadburyUK I’ve noticed for a while now that your chocolate doesn’t taste as good as it used to, now I know why. Less cocoa, less milk and lots of palm oil. Not buying anymore.

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@sainsburys
I purchased a loaf of Warburton’s original seeded batch on 15th November from Sainsbury’s Hedge End, with a best before date of 19th November, but today it’s riddled with blue mould. We’ve had to throw it away.

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@LizKershawDJ Well said. Witnessed this too.

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@NJ_Timothy You and your colleagues should keep posting this info. Show them for the fakes they are. Hopefully they’ll get publicly busted soon.

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@RachelReevesMP Greenbelt occupies only 12.6% of Englands land area. Bonkers to reduce this even more.

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@SuellaBraverman BBC journalist this morning said government guidance was that less than a one year or two year sentence was no bar to granting asylum. Your rules!

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@petemorristwit Sorry, we can’t grant asylum, you’ve not broken our laws yet. Oh! now you have; welcome.

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@UKVolkswagen
Why has my 2017 Tiguan lost it’s live traffic information?

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@hantshighways @MoochyWoochyWoo Don’t you have to fine yourself for leaving the sign in place after the works are completed?

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@HowThingsWork_ What about the worker on his phone until someone comes along.

[Alan Swinger @a_swinger]

@Exulansista Where is this please?