Alyssa Vipperman

[Alyssa Vipperman @a_vippy]

My grandfather: Hey, tell me your last name
Me: Vipperman
Him: pronounces it as “Viperman”
Me: No, it’s “Vipperman” with a short “I” sound like in “zipper”
Him: oh, well I’ve thought it was Zimmerman this whole time
😶😂

[Alyssa Vipperman @a_vippy]

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I’ve got to stop following all these boutiques on Facebook

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I push people away without realizing it.

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Just took a two hour nap and I already feel like a nicer person

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I need some new fall clothessss😬🛍

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#NewProfilePic

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choice—->habit—->automatic

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Just because you “don’t realize” you’re being racist does NOT mean you’re not being racist/offensive. If you don’t know, then learn.

[Alyssa Vipperman @a_vippy]

Studies show that if you take a shot of water every time you hear the term “open concept” on HGTV, you will meet your daily requirements within 3 hours.

[Alyssa Vipperman @a_vippy]

“Judas wasn’t good at anything, but he was perfect at his purpose.”

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My one year old is already learning how to throw a fit. O__o HELP!

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Hendrix’s hair is soooo close to being long enough for a boy bun 😬😍

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Thankful for quiet mornings, my Bible, and Starbucks K-cups

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I would post a picture of my kid in his cute July 4th outfit, but he pooped up to his neck. So.

[mud @muddymart_]

I'm this old

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I just wanna take all the babies who don’t get loved like they should😩😭

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Norton = Riverdale

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I’m so bad at antibiotics

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@JazzyV_12 Praying for you, love you smalls