Based CPA

Jesus follower. Preacher. CPA. Proud husband and dad.

[Scott Horton @scotthortonshow]

like the sticker said

[Based CPA @jesse_smith7]

@BasedMikeLee I think you give him too much credit to say “well-intentioned”

[Phil Kennedy @PhillipAKennedy]

Brian Cole Jr has now been in jail for as long as Dan Bongino was in the FBI.

292 days.

[Based CPA @jesse_smith7]

@ryangrim They didn’t basically nothing at DOGE. Sorry, we’re not blaming the biggest nothingburger disappointment of the century for rank incompetence. DOGE was a failure because it did basically nothing to do the needed mass cuts to the bureaucracy cuz Republican shills shut it down.

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

How? Yall left town rather than go on record to vote.

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

What ideology would you think someone has when they hate Thomas Massie but believes Zohran Mamdani deserves respect??

[National Institute for Co-ordinated Experiments @NICE_Newsroom]

New Objective Therapy findings link lion-shearing protocols to increased openness toward non-binary gender expressions and increases cognitive flexibility regarding sacred iconography.

Prof. Frost notes the protocol erodes "that whole system of instinctive preferences."

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out

[Based CPA @jesse_smith7]

@farmingandJesus Good. But a scripted response over something so obvious is weak sauce.

[Based CPA @jesse_smith7]

@AutismCapital Fake. Obvious op by neocons to take her out

[Based CPA @jesse_smith7]

@Kalshi_Finance We’re cooked

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

The richest man in the world took a break from building rockets and cars and satellites and came to DC to help the GOP cut insane spending.

Handed them talent, a blueprint, everything.

Not only did Congress refuse to cut the spending, they basically ran him out of town.

[Based CPA @jesse_smith7]

@haventropy Confirmed psyop https://t.co/p1QLoKScyt

[Beff (e/acc) @beffjezos]

PSYOP CONFIRMED

[Based CPA @jesse_smith7]

It came to pass

[NIK @ns123abc]

I think the plan is to get researchers to start using their AI with a limited compute budget, then once they have all the academic data, they’ll basically steal all their ideas from underneath them and run the research internally with their unlimited compute budget!

[Based CPA @jesse_smith7]

@dbongino @PolitiBunny Massie’s easily the greatest person in politics in 3-4 generations at least. I hope he has a peaceful next season of life not having to deal with the corrupt swamp that you, a proven liar, are a part of.

[Based CPA @jesse_smith7]

@25YearsAgoLive I think you’re too dismissive of what you refer to as conspiracy theories, but I still think this is an incredible account.

[Based CPA @jesse_smith7]

@Deadswan65 Yes

[Based CPA @jesse_smith7]

@juliandorey @elonmusk Unbelievable

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I predicted they’d call off Congress until the election to stop our new Epstein bill.

Johnson said on TV that was “stupid” and “nonsensical.”

But then he got a call from “upstairs” and canceled Congress from the middle of September until the election.

[Based CPA @jesse_smith7]

@mattvanswol Enact the agenda of their base.