Be Wise Bro

Blogger. Yapper. Digital Ghost.
Extracting data from the noise and humor from the chaos.
Be wise bro, the internet is a circus and I’m just taking notes.

[Be Wise Bro @a_wisdom_man]

People who say "tech is easy" have clearly never had to share their screen to live code while 5 senior devs silently judge every single typo. 😅

Then, one guy asks an impossible follow-up question that EVERYONE knows you can't answer, just to see how you panic under the pressure

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@tujyetwinkwera @muhiremunana1 Bikurya he se?

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@Saint8Maxi @byukavuba Who ranked it as the best? FYI, it's not on the ist also
https://t.co/bDarlupMKT

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@africanrw @byukavuba Ok! Gusa ndabona muri gusubiza ikibazo gitandukanye nicyabajijwe, Nk'ubu mugeze mubwiza bwa UR na AUCA gute koko??

Hagati aho iyo umunyeshuri abuze class icyo gihe arategereza akaziga iryo somo umwaka utaha, ahitamo iribdi ririsimbura se wenda? Cg AUCA ifite abanyeshuri benshi?

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@Gamingtronium

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@_Pnaarr_ @stats_feed Most of them are Chinese and Indian😂

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@ashwi_da Waturetse uratubaza iki se ubundi ubwo?

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@parodyforreal @Kanonipablo007 Hagati aho ndumva abanyarwanda ubwo niyo twabyumva nabi ntacyo byaba bitwaye, Niba atari twe bigenewe!! Nihitiraga🏃‍♂️

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@Kamashaazi16 Ikibazo nuko mbona ugiye kubikorera hano😂

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@byukavuba Nabize bifitiye ubwoba mwana bareke😂😂😂

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@KabagambeI @DrRwafrica Bikomeje kugorana

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Harya buriya Imisoro itandukaniye he n'amahooro?

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@AmaniNiyomugabo @muhiremunana1

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Did you know you can pray and work hard... and achieve the same result of absolutely nothing?

This life is just one big "while" loop with no exit. 😂

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Imagine surviving a pandemic just to realize you missed the marriage deadline. This economy is the final boss and I have 1% HP. 😂

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You know when you're not happy but know that you're supposed to be happy and think you're ungrateful for not being happy but also know that you can't be that happy even if you're happy? It doesn't make sense, it's happy but not that happy. Anyway, I'm doing great. Or not. But mostly yes, but in a 'no' way.

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I think, I’m currently an unhandled exception. Do not catch me😂😂

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Just realized my life is essentially a legacy codebase with no documentation, 4,000 merge conflicts, and the lead developer quit in 90's. Anyway, I’m the lead developer. Please don't DM, I'm currently refactoring my personality, and it's breaking the UI.

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Tung tung seems like a bad guy!

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@GraceN54615 wow!! This is made by technology