Blogger. Yapper. Digital Ghost.
Extracting data from the noise and humor from the chaos.
Be wise bro, the internet is a circus and I’m just taking notes.
People who say "tech is easy" have clearly never had to share their screen to live code while 5 senior devs silently judge every single typo. 😅
Then, one guy asks an impossible follow-up question that EVERYONE knows you can't answer, just to see how you panic under the pressure
You know when you're not happy but know that you're supposed to be happy and think you're ungrateful for not being happy but also know that you can't be that happy even if you're happy? It doesn't make sense, it's happy but not that happy. Anyway, I'm doing great. Or not. But mostly yes, but in a 'no' way.
Just realized my life is essentially a legacy codebase with no documentation, 4,000 merge conflicts, and the lead developer quit in 90's. Anyway, I’m the lead developer. Please don't DM, I'm currently refactoring my personality, and it's breaking the UI.