Amy

ten miles from nowhere

[Amy @aa79606]

@RandyCrews Party time, excellent! 🎉🎂

[Amy @aa79606]

Pessimists don't see the glass as half full, they just expect something to happen to the glass before they can drink it.

[Amy @aa79606]

I didn't even know this was a thing. I gave 3-4 genuine compliments to customers today. #sayso - because you never know. ❤#inmemoryofheller https://t.co/E7in6HRMlk

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

It's #SaySomethingNiceDay! Wouldn’t it be nice if we did this every day? And if oranges had zippers for peeling? I’ve got lots of ideas

[Amy @aa79606]

Well my dinner plans didn't turn out so hot, but I spilled milk from my Fruit Loops all over the couch, so my cat was happy. #diningwithcats

[William Clark Green @WilliamCGreen]

Win a pair of 3 day passes to @RioFrioFest . Just share this and we will pick a winner Friday. See you there Saturday March 18.

[Amy @aa79606]

...getting ready for bed and I find dried baby food on my shoulder, except it's not the color of anything my baby has eaten today. #momprobs

[Amy @aa79606]

Are we playing trashcan Jenga? Why wasn't I informed?

[Amy @aa79606]

That awesome moment when you decide to chew a baby aspirin, just in case that tightness in your chest was more than tightness in your chest.

[Amy @aa79606]

If inequity can be cured by women in mass public protests wearing vagina hats, then I really don't understand the world or anything in it.

[Amy @aa79606]

Depression is so prevalent-what a shame that some people don't understand it's not a choice; you can't simply decide you're not depressed.

[Amy @aa79606]

12:30am Christmas morning. I've wrapped ONE gift. In a gift bag. Haven't put a tag on it yet. I suck at this... It's gonna be a long night.

[Amy @aa79606]

One of the hardest decisions you'll ever have to make is how you're going to spend your time while the baby is napping.

[Amy @aa79606]

Note to self: call around first before you try to get a new RX filled... and for Heaven's sake don't take the baby with you!

[Amy @aa79606]

When other people call their baby to come back to them, do y'all also make that clicking noise like you're calling a dog, or is it just me?😂

[Amy @aa79606]

You dream about the weirdest things when your mind or your heart is not at peace.

[Amy @aa79606]

I wish I were ambidextrous, so I wouldn't need to ask for help to get a splinter out of my hand. #ineednewworkgloves

[Amy @aa79606]

Sunburn blisters: nature's bubble wrap.

[Amy @aa79606]

@parker17_ thank you punk. Love you.

[Josh AbboŦŦ @joshabbottband]

Abilene tonight!!! Going down at Ray's Bar (previously The Lucky Mule). Local talent and my buddy @HunterHutch opens. Come hang around

[Amy @aa79606]

Everyone's all "Walking Dead tonight!" And I'm just over here hoping I'll get a chance to shower before the toddler wakes up from nap today.