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quality stew

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i wish i was a cow and could just eat the floor

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girl who was in my year at highschool being cast as live action rapunzel marks the beginning of my quarter life crisis

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men will say they can cook and then make u pasta

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u actually can’t make this shit up

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long night little sleep much alcohol and some seriously poor decision making but looking at urself in the mirror the morning after is like wow I’m so hot who let me be this sexy

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campaigners approaching me and opening with ‘are you an international student’

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I really don’t appreciate that doing things for the plot means that the plot actually happens and i have to live through the plot

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someone i know broke up w her girlfriend recently and instead of deleting an insta post with her ex she changed the caption to ‘ex-wife and I’ and i think that’s beautiful

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2030 is gonna be my year i just know it

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it’s actually crazy how weather dependent my mood is i just sat in the sun for 5 minutes and all my problems are suddenly fixed

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having never before done anything tarot card related i have had MULTIPLE insanely accurate tarot card experiences in the past few weeks it’s getting CONCERNING

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@choccymousse caught slacking on the lannex grind

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currently sitting opposite the norwegian princess in lannex

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@sams_lies omfg u should’ve seen him in person he was just swaying back and forth in his chair as he lectured and made everyone walk to the front of the lecture theatre to ask questions

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my new fav thing to do when someone expresses any opinion contrary to mine is to start quoting the freya fires up ad

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today i learnt that a ‘v-card’ is an electronic business card and that i should not have laughed when a lawyer told me about his

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@lil_naaz_x #bonrad 4everrr

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big believer in rote memorisation. if i have children they will know many Extracts of Text

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some observations about new zealand
- no petrol stations anywhere
- bus lanes r labelled ‘lane bus’ ??
- ppl on average nicer but more racist
- cutest birds ever

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i have always seen myself as a pretty immoral person but talking to some people in law school makes me feel like an actual saint

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if i knew billy joel bc he played me uptown girl and he told me he loved me between the chorus and the verse and then his ex wrote that into a song id kms