Alex Eaton

[Kim Adams @_kimadams]

Men are really this hype over a video game console?

[Alex Eaton @aaalex_eats]

Game 3 tonight, don’t txt

[Alex Eaton @aaalex_eats]

@MLB the announcers are horrible. Every rays fan has muted the game. Do better.

[Alex Eaton @aaalex_eats]

Give @willya02 the golden glove 🤩

[Kevin Kiermaier @KKiermaier39]

Perfect example of why i dont appreciate bein compared to other outfielders across the league. Not even close people. Shoutout to B Lowe and Mikey Z as well for a perfect relay and tag as well. The internet trolls r gonna be furious with this one lol

[Gabby Kessler @gabby_seiler]

***— NWSL season resumes June 27th

[Alex Eaton @aaalex_eats]

Whenever baseball happens again, just remember that the @astros are still cheaters

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Aight good job with 2020 y’all, we tried. See you in 2021

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

My Quarantine Routine

I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability

9 am - 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone

[Alex Eaton @aaalex_eats]

To keep things consistent, I’m showing up late to zoom class

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Coronavirus is the worst thing to hit Italy since Paolo's singing voice

[Alex Eaton @aaalex_eats]

@AerLingus @JustFlyGlobal I want my money back, now #Coronavirus

[Alex Eaton @aaalex_eats]

@JustFlyGlobal It’s illegal for me to travel, I demand a refund

[Alex Eaton @aaalex_eats]

@AerLingus @JustFlyGlobal Um I cannot legally travel out of the US but yet where is my refund??

[sergeant dick lips the third @TeahLhompson]

I wear a size eleven shoe never tell me I have not experienced hardships

[Lindsay @lindsay__eaton]

I’m v excited that the Jonas brothers are back together but where is big rob? I need answers

[Alex Eaton @aaalex_eats]

@chrissyteigen Hi Chrissy! On behalf of the Penn Law first year students shamelessly sneaking peaks at your hubbie on his way to breakfast in the school, we’d like to make a *contract* - selfies with John and in exchange we’ll buy his new Christmas album! @johnlegend

[Alex Eaton @aaalex_eats]

@Avis Lost my reservation twice, sent me to the wrong place for my car rental, and then messed up my debit card payment where I had to cancel my reservation and Timmy had to make a new one. Then, car was not in it’s spot when we finally got the reservation done. Ridiculous.

[Alex Eaton @aaalex_eats]

@SteveMadden my shoes both BROKE while I was on a date #thanks #quality