alexa🦋

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[alexa🦋 @aaalexxxa]

Does it look like you just got out of the shower when you leave the gym or are you normal

[alexa🦋 @aaalexxxa]

idc, me n my best friends are gonna keep our snap streak until we are 40+ years old 🤣🤣

[alexa🦋 @aaalexxxa]

why does 2016 feel like yesterday

[alexa🦋 @aaalexxxa]

I never would’ve thought I would turn into a crazy cat lady but here I am on vacation trying to talk to them through my ring camera because I miss them

[alexa🦋 @aaalexxxa]

ring cameras are cool until you watch cringe videos of you getting home drunk the night before, stumbling to the door

[Danielle Alana @dannygee_20]

It is so funny to me how when someone blocks me, they will block @aaalexxxa too and vise versa. Lmfaooooo we come as a combo deal 😂🫡

[Jada 😏 @squiliamfancy]

RIP Jerry Springer. He was there every sick day growing up

[alexa🦋 @aaalexxxa]

my favorite thing is when my cats use the litter box RIGHT after I clean it ☺️🥰☺️

[alexa🦋 @aaalexxxa]

@kimmyjfrmthebay You’re not wrong 😂

[alexa🦋 @aaalexxxa]

thinking about the fact my ex hates me but he has to think about me every time he changes his sheets cuz I stained his mattress w my period blood

[alexa🦋 @aaalexxxa]

when I miss getting an A in med surg by .05% 🫠🫠🫠

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

To my boss: hey can I go home rn I feel kind of sad and weird

[alexa🦋 @aaalexxxa]

me 🤝🏽 trader joe’s

[alexa🦋 @aaalexxxa]

I’m not being over dramatic when I say I would rather sit naked on a hot grill… than go to Costco on the weekend

[alexa🦋 @aaalexxxa]

I may not have a boyfriend who wishes me good luck on my exams but at least I have a best friend that does 😂