Atishay 親日

Disasters. Climate Change. Conflict. Risk Mgmt @WorldBank via @ICRC | Tweets strictly personal. Powered by coffee.

[Atishay 親日 @aabbhi_c]

This is a WC in a Finnish night train ⁦@VRmatkalla⁩ Equipped with diaper changing station, milk bottle warmer and toddler potty. Take a bow! #Finland

[Atishay 親日 @aabbhi_c]

This year’s most controversial list is out #nytimes #100bestshows

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: https://t.co/Zxn4Wg0f8s

[Atishay 親日 @aabbhi_c]

@sunetrac That’s the power of hari chatni’s butter chicken at PVR Anupam.

[Atishay 親日 @aabbhi_c]

@AmazonHelp @AmazonAE @amazon All this has happened after your team got in touch. They contacted the company and I was told driver is on the way. So not sure how helpful these responses our.

[Atishay 親日 @aabbhi_c]

@AmazonHelp How do you explain these lies. From “driver is near ur house” to “hasn’t gone for delivery” and won’t be. Absolutely pathetic. What a colossal waste of time! @AmazonAE @amazon

[Atishay 親日 @aabbhi_c]

As always @AmazonHelp , reiterating that it’s not the individuals. They r doing their jobs. It’s the system that you need to fix. PS: Delivery has still not happened

[Atishay 親日 @aabbhi_c]

@AmazonHelp Tossed to 10 agents on 1 chat. TEN. I’ve less coworkers than that. Just to get delivery right which u buggered up 4X. Was a relay race witht a finish line. And it was my FOURTH chat so 5 came before them.. 15 agents on 1 case @amazon @AmazonAE

[Atishay 親日 @aabbhi_c]

👏 @sardesairajdeep well said. We shud check what % of time issues like what women wear, singing national song stanzas, etc. consume citizens and media in China, Norway, Singapore, etc.
Create, Educate, Elevate. Not Debate on faltu stuff.

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

How does that make any difference @LloydMathias ? The attack on @kritisanon was based on what she was wearing and that is entirely her choice. That she is an investor or part owner in GVA is not the issue here at all. Would we ever tell a man who may have a stake in a shirt company what he should wear: a suit, a bandhgala or a T shirt? A celebrity woman is always a soft target.

[BBC News Punjabi @bbcnewspunjabi]

ਪਾਕਿਸਤਾਨ ਦੇ ਲਾਹੌਰ ਸ਼ਹਿਰ ਦੇ ਕਲਚਰ ਬਾਰੇ ਹੋਈਆਂ ਬਿਆਨਬਾਜ਼ੀਆਂ ਬਾਰੇ ਸੀਨੀਅਰ ਪੱਤਰਕਾਰ ਅਤੇ ਲੇਖਕ ਮੁਹੰਮਦ ਹਨੀਫ਼ ਨੇ ਟਿੱਪਣੀ ਕੀਤੀ ਹੈ। ਉਨ੍ਹਾਂ ਨੇ ਕੀ ਕਿਹਾ ਹੈ, ਸੁਣੋ ਇਸ ਵਲੌਗ ਵਿੱਚ.... @Muhammedhanif
ਐਡਿਟ:ਰਾਜਨ ਪਪਨੇਜਾ
#Pakistan #Punjab #lahore

[Joy @Joydas]

This is most beautiful and also not surprising

[Atishay 親日 @aabbhi_c]

Brilliant :-)

[Lee Roach @leevalueroach]

My wife left me today. She said it was because I “never stop talking.” I said the yen carry trade is a $20 trillion leveraged bet that the Bank of Japan will never normalize rates and she said “I’m taking the dog.”

Let me explain to you what I was trying to explain to her.

For thirty years Japan ran rates at zero. Zero. Free money. So the entire planet borrowed yen for nothing and bought literally anything with yield. Treasuries, Mexican peso bonds, Nasdaq, your uncle’s crypto. That’s the carry trade. It’s not a strategy. It’s a short volatility position wearing a business casual outfit.

Then in August 2024 the BOJ raised rates 15 basis points. FIFTEEN. And the yen ripped, the Nikkei fell 12% in a day, and the VIX printed 65. That was the tremor. That was the trailer.

She said “you said this last year.” I said YES AND I WAS RIGHT, THE MARKET JUST FORGOT, and she started packing.

Japan’s debt-to-GDP is roughly 250%. The BOJ owns over half the JGB market. They are the market. There’s no price discovery, there’s a guy in Tokyo with a printer and a dream. Every basis point higher on the long end costs them real money on debt they can never actually repay in real terms. So what do you do when you can’t default and you can’t pay? You inflate. You always inflate. It’s the only tool that doesn’t require anyone to vote.

She said “our marriage counselor thinks you have anxiety.” I said your marriage counselor doesn’t know what the 30-year JGB is doing and she said “NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE 30-YEAR JGB IS DOING, THAT’S THE POINT, PAUL.”

My name isn’t Paul. That’s how far gone we are.

Anyway I’ve got canned goods, a Kagoshima yield curve chart laminated above the bed, and nobody left to explain it to. So it’s you now. Buckle up.

[Atishay 親日 @aabbhi_c]

Just this

[Atishay 親日 @aabbhi_c]

Jo tera haal hai, woh mera haal hai…

[sharmila regebait 🍉 @anyataylorgoy]

dharmendra pradhan kutte resign karde teri wajah se mera screen time 27 ghante ho chuka hai

[Atishay 親日 @aabbhi_c]

The only fair result after this! #Spain #Argentina #WorldCupFinal

[Nikhil Naz @NikhilNaz]

Don’t forget that on a day when slow-cutters from a seamer and a part time spinner choked the Indian batters on a dry pitch at Lord’s, India decided to bench their premier spinner and played 4 seamers.

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

Top Wicket Takers for India in ODIs in the last 5 years:

Kuldeep Yadav - 87 wickets.
Mohammed Siraj - 76 wickets.
Mohammed Shami - 66 wickets.

- None of them in the playing XI.

[Atishay 親日 @aabbhi_c]

@deepak2403 @MohammadKaif @RaviShastriOfc @cricketaakash @ItsAshishNehra He makes Greg Chappell look better

[Atishay 親日 @aabbhi_c]

This is so brilliant!

[Sushant Singh @SushantSin]

What a piece. The end is a killer.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Taiwan solved tax evasion in 1951 with a trick so cheap it should embarrass every tax authority on the planet.

The problem was an all-cash economy full of small shops. A merchant pockets the cash, skips the receipt, and the sale never existed. Auditors can't catch what was never recorded, and hiring enough of them to watch every noodle stand costs more than the missing tax.

So finance chief Ren Xianqun flipped the incentive. Print a lottery number on every receipt. Draw winners every two months on live TV. Top prize today: NT$10 million, about $310K.

Suddenly the customer and the shopkeeper want opposite things. The merchant wants the sale off the books. The customer wants the ticket. And there are millions more customers than merchants. Every transaction now carries a built-in witness demanding the paper trail.

Year one, reported tax revenue jumped 75%, from NT$29 million to NT$51 million. Seventy-five years later, roughly 70% of Taiwanese still play. Convenience stores redeem the smallest NT$200 prizes at the register, so even a coffee receipt feels like a scratch card.

The elegant part is what the audit force costs. The prize pool runs about NT$7 billion a year, roughly $20 million. In exchange, the government gets 23 million unpaid auditors working every checkout line in the country, forever. No inspector general on earth delivers that coverage at that price.

Greece, Italy, Portugal, and Slovakia all copied it. The most effective compliance tool ever built looks like a game, and that's exactly why it works.

[Atishay 親日 @aabbhi_c]

Project Fail Mary
#projecthailmary