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mindless consumer of dead video game content

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

It might seem like my decision to get into peanut butter and jelly sandwiches is a manifestation of age regression as a result of stress but I didn’t eat these as a kid. If my memory serves me, and it rarely does, I didn’t eat anything as a kid. I don’t think I was a kid

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

how it feels to accept the things i cannot change

[abbzug @aabbzug]

@PbjCheetah @slime_machine its for when ur thinkin about it

[Dr. Crud (smells great) @RaptorBreath]

just spoke to mitch mcconnell for about 20 minutes https://t.co/M9C4A1Uyk5

[abbzug @aabbzug]

@good_faces_bot I wish I was this

[abbzug @aabbzug]

@NorthernIion_LP is he off the wagon i thought he wasn't drinking diet stuff anymore

[troy bond jr (grand admiral) @TroyHasEbola]

Mfs tryna clown me for crying at the Mandalorian!! This is not the way. I cry all the time. I saw a poster of Wuthering Heights and I cried. Sometimes I cry thinking about how I’m the last real motherfucker in the game. I cry when the wind blows. This is the way.

[abbzug @aabbzug]

@TheWapplehouse is it good

[abbzug @aabbzug]

@mikehunnidproof vid ended just when she started to get the hang of it

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

this is, start to finish, the most Conner O'Malley video I have ever seen.

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Democrats Placated By Decision to Rename Alligator Alcatraz the “Ruth Bader Ginsburg Memorial Detention Facility”
https://t.co/BgRtWSz1LK

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

I do NOT go about making accusations of plagiarism lightly and I would not have taken this public if I thought I had any legal recourse at all, but more than 30 YEARS AGO 'The Bone Temple' is what, when I was a teenager, I named my bedroom

[abbzug @aabbzug]

@slime_machine beautiful and disgusting

[prezoh @prezoh]

compilation of jokes from nortehrnlion's notes app that if i tweeted would get 15k likes

[onion person @CantEverDie]

5 hours after this post…

[abbzug @aabbzug]

@TheWapplehouse @JasonKPargin As someone who is consistently entertained by trash, I respect both of your opinions 🥰

[abbzug @aabbzug]

@dog_rates dawg gonna get pancreatitis