When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on it’s like oh ok I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace
Roommate broke our microwave (my mom decided to roast nuts in it back to back to back to back to back to back and it overheated sparked and broke) so now I’m living like it’s the Stone Age warming up food over a fire