Andrew Forsyth

[Andrew Forsyth @aaforsyth]

@DeliverooHelp service tonight was appalling. Order arrived 30 mins late. Cold. Wrong items. Driver says he's in the carpark then arrived 5 minutes later - wasting my time in the cold so he saves 30 seconds before the next order. I get <20% discount? Appalling.

[Andrew Forsyth @aaforsyth]

@Tweet_Dec I have considered another therapeutic run-through of the entire 7 series. Did that last time.

[Andrew Forsyth @aaforsyth]

@Gilesyb In modern times this would be called an electoral college

[Andrew Forsyth @aaforsyth]

Dogwalkers spend less time on their phones than people walking without dogs

[Marcus Weisgerber @MarcusReports]

The military jets using the call sign “FRANK” is significant. Frank Luke Jr. was an American fighter ace in World War I better known as the “Arizona Balloon Buster.” He is credited with shooting down 14 German surveillance balloons https://t.co/fK98X6al6f

[Andrew Forsyth @aaforsyth]

@madebygoogle how do I make a warranty claim for my pixel watch? The "Other device" option on https://t.co/SwTfZO8dsp is just a circular set of links for the UK.

[Andrew Forsyth @aaforsyth]

@jasoncartwright @mikeparry8 @theJeremyVine "Even if we all switched to EVs overnight, we believe demand would only increase by around 10%. So we’d still be using less power as a nation than we did in 2002 and this is well within the range of manageable load fluctuation." - National Grid

[Rob Galloway @DrRobgalloway]

Dear MPs

As an a&e dr, I’m asking for your help

Please do a shift at your local A&E and see the reality of what’s happening to our NHS.

Not a photoshopped PR stunt but a chance to witness reality of our crumbling NHS

Then demand change.

Pls Retweet to help make this happen

[Andrew Forsyth @aaforsyth]

This thread is absolute gold. Xenophobic flag-waving census nonsense proven to be simple racism. Numbers don't lie.

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

NEW: last week we got the latest UK census data, on ethnicity, religion & identity.

It was met with toxic responses from the usual suspects seeking to weaponise the stats.

Almost every word of what they claimed was false.

My column: https://t.co/2FLJ5LqJ8m

And a thread 🧵

[Andrew Forsyth @aaforsyth]

Pretty sure Gareth Southgate just sang "God save our gracious King... Send her victorious..." #pronouns

[Andrew Forsyth @aaforsyth]

In other news: Man fined for speeding says speeding laws too strict. https://t.co/2cYnx6PPpM

[Andrew Forsyth @aaforsyth]

@MrNishKumar @TechnicallyRon Perhaps he could start with “Prime Minister”?

[Andrew Forsyth @aaforsyth]

@aka_CoolBeans @jasoncartwright When the price is rising, the rise itself is the proof it’s a valuable asset. When the price is static, it’s proof it’s a valuable currency. When the price is falling it’s time to buy on the (contradictory) belief in the other two. Got it.

[Andrew Forsyth @aaforsyth]

By the power of…

[Andrew Forsyth @aaforsyth]

Your pornstar name is your favourite tractor + your first electorate as an MP

[Andrew Forsyth @aaforsyth]

.@manairport PLEASE OPEN MORE SECURITY LANES

[Andrew Forsyth @aaforsyth]

@kazade Or iPads

[Andrew Forsyth @aaforsyth]

@wingmanschicken fancy opening a Manchester branch? I will single handedly eat enough wings to make it worthwhile.