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@VikesReport I think fans care about seeing progress, so when we are shown clips of JJ still throwing non ideal passes (training camp clips are a small sample size of actual passes thrown) versus our sample size of many interceptions and bad decisions later year, it’s fair to hyperscrutinize

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@VikesReport This is kind of a weird take… I think we all are interested in seeing development with a top 10 first round draft pick given he had more interceptions than touchdowns last year - many of which were caused by poor decision making and/or lack of touch and accuracy.

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@Colbey_Fischer @Vikings You are fucking stupid if that’s your takeaway I fear

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@juliabracadabra I mean, all of the Apple iOS Face ID/Facial recognition software all came from an acquired Israeli tech company so it’s hard to avoid if you already own a newish iPhone

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@JJMcGLAZER @vikingzfanpage Tbf they did include TJ in this graphic so hes not entirely wrong..

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@vikingzfanpage Ppl in the replies gotta be smoking crack if they think JJ beats out Kyler in camp

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@vikingzfanpage False. I think he did a great job clearing cap, but he was way too passive drafting. I don’t see how the team improves year over year if that is their general approach towards adding young talent

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@vikingzfanpage Thank god we got a Tightend for our Quarterback that’s gonna sit on the bench

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@ChetWalters16 @Skol1996 @AdamSchefter @RapSheet It’s been almost a decade lil bro, pack it up

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@C_Rob60 @vikingzfanpage Isn’t that what we thought with Kwesi? 🤧

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@vikingzfanpage Lil bro forgot about Dallas Turner

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@C_Rob60 @vikingzfanpage Weird because I don’t remember seeing any of the guys the Vikings have drafted so far on the big boards of the local beat writers… I’d think they know ball more than any random such as yourself

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@Jockmo2 @vikingzfanpage @AdamSchefter I have no clue what happened to “if our guy is there, we are gonna get him”. Rob somehow proving to be even more inept than Kwesi after a single draft pick

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@vikingzfanpage It’s 100% going to be Theineman

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@enneceache @Osinttechnical Is he silent or was he silenced #LetTheEasterBunnySpeak

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@scrowder THAT DOESNT WORK FOR ME EITHERRRRRRR

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@HnD_Productions https://t.co/9wXVRFEkES please this

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@adamredepenning @vikingzfanpage I was abbreviating Christian Kirk’s first name…